Alexandra Brown

probably somewhere off in a kitchen dancing

[Alexandra Brown @alexvbrown]

Professional snacker

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Society eats so much junk food that eating real food is considered dieting.

[Alexandra Brown @alexvbrown]

@GwenElise_ Yeah that’s probably one of the most absurd things I’ve read in a while

[Alexandra Brown @alexvbrown]

@KZcool227 @AdamBogenrief @BrandonBarehead I also agree that both straws and cups have one hole

[maybe: clare @clur19]

If Find My Friends sent a notification every time I looked at everyone’s locations I think my friends would have me institutionalized

[Alexandra Brown @alexvbrown]

@mattd_xon I had someone tell me not to go to Boston for a long weekend because there was “nothing to do there” …people are crazy 🤷‍♀️

[Alexandra Brown @alexvbrown]

My grams has had her car for 11 years and she’s just now hitting 40,000 miles 😂🤣😭

[Alexandra Brown @alexvbrown]

The people I hate the most are the ones who get in the pool and get upset when their hair gets wet

[carl @CarlsBeef]

Who the fuck schedules a #1 seed against a 100 year old nun on a Sunday

[Alexandra Brown @alexvbrown]

Rosie is the alarm clock I always needed

[Alexandra Brown @alexvbrown]

Girl Scout cookie season is my favorite time of year 🤤

[Alexandra Brown @alexvbrown]

My biggest problem is that I tell everyone that I will go on a vacation with them. I currently have like 5 trips in the works for next year and only 17 days of vacation

[Alexandra Brown @alexvbrown]

The hardest part of everyday is figuring out what to eat for dinner 🤷‍♀️

[Alexandra Brown @alexvbrown]

@CannabisFaerie aww, Emi I’m sorry :/

[Alexandra Brown @alexvbrown]

I keep watching all these Christmas/winter movies and all I wanna do now is go on a ski trip

[Alexandra Brown @alexvbrown]

@KZcool227 Lol, they were allowed to start counting early votes 3 days ago

[Alexandra Brown @alexvbrown]

The Florida Family Law Handbook is 9 pages, 3 of which are about getting married and 6 about what happens when you get divorced 👍

[Alexandra Brown @alexvbrown]

@kevin_beds Yeah but can’t they get the same low interest rates if they purchased an existing home?

[Alexandra Brown @alexvbrown]

Why are so many couples in their 20s building new homes?

[Alexandra Brown @alexvbrown]

In the least dramatic way possible, wedding planning makes me want to bash my head against a wall

[Alexandra Brown @alexvbrown]

In what world is a 24 oz coffee a medium... I would have been good with 8 oz