Alex Watts

Writer. Author of food book Down And Out In Padstow And London - a humorous look at the mad life of chefs

[Louise Hastings @LouiseHastings_]

Incredible sight in west London

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@SouthernWater should change their logo to Water For Life - Just Not This Weekend

[Southern Water @SouthernWater]

We're sorry customers in St Leonards-on-Sea and Hastings are currently without water. We're working to fix the issue and have opened three bottled water stations for customers. The locations of which can be found here👉 https://t.co/GQCB2yAGSv

[Alex Watts @alexwatts]

@susie_dent I once worked with a female chef called Miss Enplace.

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@henningwehn What do you need 500 million for? Are you planning another trip to the vegan shop:) ?

[Alex Watts @alexwatts]

@hastingsbc That’s a real shame that the fishing boat is being removed from the roundabout outside Hastings train station! Have you thought of replacing the boat with a statue of a white elephant? That way it could be a symbol of Hastings Borough Council’s finances. @hastingsbc

[Alex Watts @alexwatts]

Santa’s traded his reindeer in for an Audi.

[Alex Watts @alexwatts]

There’s been a lot of misinformation about elephants in #Cambodia stealing sugar cane from passing trucks. They are in fact checking the trucks’ tyre pressures.

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Elephants in Cambodia have learned to exploit their right of way and stop passing sugar cane trucks to steal a snack.

[Alex Watts @alexwatts]

Chicken with cider and beer stew ( or snakebite stew as it’s sometimes known).

[Alex Watts @alexwatts]

You only had one job. Sign outside restaurant in #Hastings

[ITV News @itvnews]

Business offered £75 compensation by Southern Water after losing £30,000. The Mermaid Inn in Rye lost its mains water supply for several days, forcing it to cancel 380 reservations worth around £30,000 to the business. https://t.co/W2JRbgckk4

[Alex Watts @alexwatts]

#Hastings town centre flooded again

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Air ambulance taking off from beach next to pier in #Hastings

[Alex Watts @alexwatts]

I don’t know. Cookies?

[Alex Watts @alexwatts]

@henningwehn I blame the relentless chumming of clickbait.

[Alex Watts @alexwatts]

Blimey! £18.50 for some durian.

[Alex Watts @alexwatts]

Celebrity chef James Martin accused of berating film crew and reducing them to tears while filming his latest show James Martin’s Spanish Adventure. https://t.co/vLfaH0bcwA

[Alex Watts @alexwatts]

Not sure about this Channel 5 remake of Line Of Duty.

[Adam Toubi Estate Agent Powered by Exp @AdamToubiExp]

What is happening to house prices in Hastings and St Leonards?
https://t.co/mn1jaiUqB8

[Alex Watts @alexwatts]

Not surprised at all. Hastings Borough Council @hastingsbc is the worst run council I’ve ever dealt with

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

Yet another council on the brink of bankruptcy, with warnings that Hastings' reserves will be exhausted unless "drastic action" is taken. Plus news from Thurrock, Aberdeen, Havering and Bristol, in Rotten Boroughs in the new Private Eye, in shops now.