alex

Penn alum | STL

[Katherine @supressedvoic]

New York Times Square!

[Pretiosa periculis @GacheriNdumba]

But not men without an education.

[geryon @R0SYLNS]

groceries? get em delivered. books? buy em on amazon. fuck libraries and bookstores. stop buying cds, vinyls, and dvds, it's all on the cloud! movie theaters? obsolete. subscribe to 10 different platforms instead! stay inside. be afraid of your neighbors. work til you die

[Jeremiah moriarty @horse_updates]

don’t forget to put cookies out tonight for gay

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

you’ll never be her

[GL @gldivittorio]

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

[invader zim @f8the]

ion like spotify wrapped bc i’ll have one manic episode in feb where i listened to a song 400 times n dat b my so-called fave song of the yr

[Calafiori's touch and turn @comradesipho]

Irish, Indian, Kenyan, Nigerian, South African, and Caribbean Twitter right now.

[Rebellious Oxtail @goodeintentions]

That unsubscribe button mad small in them emails but rest assured IMMA FIND IT

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

i asked my work neighbor to borrow a pen and she stuck this through the door lmao

[alex @alexx15922]

@o_opalhaynie39 🙋🏼‍♂️

[leah! @leahmazzz]

the highest compliment a white person gives is calling you a rockstar

[alex @alexx15922]

@FZEWeiser It feels like just a few months ago we planned prom 🥲 Can’t wait to see the pictures!!

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

When possible, buy from a small business instead of Amazon