Alexa Molitor

Doing the best I can.

[Alexa Molitor @alexxa630]

Sometimes all you need is a good friend and a cup of coffee ☕️

[Alexa Molitor @alexxa630]

@kcotsmire Eat one box at room temp while the next box cools down in the freezer

[Alexa Molitor @alexxa630]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha this sucks

[Alexa Molitor @alexxa630]

I started working from home March 15, Ethan on March 16. It’s now been 36 days since we’ve been staying home and social distancing. That’s *10%* of the year.
It’s okay to be supportive of the actions we’ve taken to stop this virus AND be sad.

[Alexa Molitor @alexxa630]

@xoxolizzieee I FEEL THIS!! We just today put out the recycling that’s been sitting there since Christmas 😳

[Alexa Molitor @alexxa630]

@mandajordan7 WAIT YOU DO COMMISSIONS??!! I’m DMing you right now 😍

[Alexa Molitor @alexxa630]

Tonight my fiancé told me I “look like a full grown land mermaid” and I *think* it was a compliment but I’m not quite sure

[Alexa Molitor @alexxa630]

I started working from home March 15, Ethan on March 16. It’s now been 36 days since we’ve been staying home and social distancing. That’s *10%* of the year.
It’s okay to be supportive of the actions we’ve taken to stop this virus AND be sad.

[Alexa Molitor @alexxa630]

For anyone looking for the official Stay At Home Order in Ohio: https://t.co/gBYC6zkwEB

[Ohio State @OhioState]

@craigcalcaterra Rough draft. What does she think?

[Alexa Molitor @alexxa630]

@emgro__ Literally got a notification about this tweet and clicked on it to find out what’s going on 😂

[Alexa Molitor @alexxa630]

@sirrah_eibbor Can we go back in time and make you my high school teacher? 🙃

[Alexa Molitor @alexxa630]

Actual quote from me within 24 hours of getting engaged: “omg I get to make SO MANY SPREADSHEETS” 😂🤓

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If life is a video game, the graphics are great, but the plot is confusing & the tutorial is way too long

[Alexa Molitor @alexxa630]

@mandajordan7 What are you even talking about? You’re flawless and always have been

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@pbluvol Didn’t think we needed it but here we are 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Alexa Molitor @alexxa630]

New rule: if I don’t know you, you are not allowed to reach OVER me to hold open a door I am already holding open for you.

[Alexa Molitor @alexxa630]

@OSUCrush The first part of the year is HARD until the full year OAs get hired, the first 7 weeks EVERYONE is understaffed, working way too much, and has terrible hours. You’ll be okay but remember to demand help when you need it, don’t just ask!

[Alexa Molitor @alexxa630]

@juliakellow @jonasbrothers Why you gotta play me like that?! 😂😭

[Alexa Molitor @alexxa630]

Ethan and I broke the wishbone this morning and both wished for a safe trip to London. The top broke off and flew across the room....
Do I just not go now or....? 😰

[Alexa Molitor @alexxa630]

Ordered a buttered bagel and I got a bagel with a single leaf of lettuce 🤨 it’s funny until you realize @TimHortons charged me 50 cents for the lettuce

[Alexa Molitor @alexxa630]

#HeardAtTheBar “I have two cousins who are heroin addicts and they both manage to bring a quality green bean casserole to Christmas every year.”