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[alex @alexxgood]

@JetBlue Hi, why do you suck?

[Zoë Pugh @zoeinwonderland]

If I hear you calling a sandwich a “sando” I’m rocking your shit no questions asked

[tiller @brysontiller]

Before we get into my next album, i wanted to share another special project i worked on for you guys. This one was really fun to make. Inspired by Bieber, Ariana, and by one of my loneliest holiday seasons ever.. “A Different Christmas” releases everywhere next Friday, Nov. 19th.

[alex @alexxgood]

Chocolate rice cakes.

[alex @alexxgood]

@alexandracooper did you really have to do us like this? Amazing. #laurie #CHD

[alex @alexxgood]

@MckenzieBond_

[alex @alexxgood]

Annie’s Mac & cheese will always slap.

[m o @Mo_Elizabethhh]

You listen to Your ex’s Spotify playlist & I listen to @callherdaddy we aren’t the same bby girl.

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

9 PM

[alex @alexxgood]

#cancelsuitman

[Court Coons @hiiiycourt]

@angeIbitch @Chandlerrr7 @alexxgood

[Natalie Gregerson @nattygeeee]

Turns out my top three hobbies are:
1) restaurants
2) bars
3) non-essential businesses

[🐣 @JuiceKing5x]

Damn, i miss being at work complaining about not wanting to be at work

[alex @alexxgood]

@M_OKeefe_3 Hahaha yes I have. It is 🔥🔥

[alex @alexxgood]

@M_OKeefe_3 1,8,3. Can’t forget about we Wendy’s 4 for 4

[alex @alexxgood]

@shining_starr9 😂😂

[alex @alexxgood]

When your friends literally encourage you to drink too much and then the next morning go “OmG u WErE soO dRunK laST NIghT” .... and just like that, you’re the bad guy.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL!

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

I buy frozen foods, I eat the frozen foods. I buy more frozen foods, I eat more frozen foods. I order out. I cook a meal. I snack on a snack. I slurp on a drink. I do it all over again. IM LOSING MY SHIT THERE IS NOTHING TO DO BUT EAT N FINISH NETFLIX