Alex Johnston

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

ladies and gentlemen, this is the moment you’ve waited for… 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝟖𝟖‼️‼️

[NASA @NASA]

Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶

The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.

[NASA @NASA]

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back.

Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: https://t.co/rzM1P0QbOl

[yobobby @y0b0bby]

its just me and my latina against the world

[Alex Johnston @alexxjohnston]

Braden Himothy Smith 🙏

[Alex Johnston @alexxjohnston]

Pain

[Alex Johnston @alexxjohnston]

It’s the best weekend of the year 🥹

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

stranger: is this snake poisonous?

us: nah fam,

stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth*

us: it’s venomous tho

[New Left EViews @NewLeftEViews]

Automobile commercials used to hit differently. https://t.co/MSQUqketuP

[Alex Johnston @alexxjohnston]

@LAFitness is a criminal organization

[Alex Johnston @alexxjohnston]

Wow hearing someone who just barely made it to the bathroom in an emergency situation is truly haunting

[Alex Johnston @alexxjohnston]

Jasmin and I are on vacation and I had a whole list of things for us to do/see. We stopped at a bar pretty early on and now we’re getting tanked with locals.

This is way better

[Alex Johnston @alexxjohnston]

If you try to deplane before the rows in front of you just know that I want to hit you so hard in your stupid face.

[Autoblog @therealautoblog]

Hyundai shows N's future with electric and hydrogen concepts https://t.co/l6x6wdx3vK

[Jack Eason @realJackEason]

@pixelatedboat New Twitter Captcha system that's dashcam footage from a currently moving Tesla and you have to identify all the pedestrians as quickly as possible.

[Alex Johnston @alexxjohnston]

Nothing worse than sitting in a virtual meeting with one of those people that uses as much time and as many words as possible to say absolutely nothing.

[Alex Johnston @alexxjohnston]

If you can stand up and fold your blanket without it touching the ground, that is not a good blanket.

[Alex Johnston @alexxjohnston]

Wow do I love explaining basic math to older executives

[Alex Johnston @alexxjohnston]

Life is great but if they played the first 2 rounds of the March Madness tournament every Thursday - Sunday for the rest of time it would be perfect