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[maja (*^▽^)/★*☆♪ @_mk800]

"the sims isn't a real game theres no strategy or skill needed" mf you ever tried to keep 8 sims alive

[kiwikinz ^-^ @peeholelicker]

dating is scary bcuz im Lowkey easy as hell to Lovebomb like yes sure let's get married after 2 weeks

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 . @misskerrington]

my mom is mean as FUCK can’t none of you bitches hurt my feelings

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

damn, who's this diva?!?!

[🎃 @muropanako]

i wish this wasn’t some kind of weird scam text bc i would love to.

[kickVerse @KickVerseX]

I'm liking your IG photo from 8 days ago bc IG just showed me today!

[spooky jupi🦇༉‧₊˚. @fromkicatcher]

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[just a @F466OT]

Wonder if I should do something with my life or kinda just continue to hang out

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Of all animals, the cat family have the most insane aura.

[T @BOTTLEBLONDEZ]

Jenna Marbles Myspace era (2007-2009)

[K͓̽P͓̽ 🗡️ @KrystiPryde]

imagine getting destroyed like this

[໊ @platypusperrys]

I almost fainted-

[Freddie Shanel @freddie_shanel]

your 20s are for gathering brick and wood and your 30s are all about ore and wheat

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

oh to be dua lipa on my fifth vacation of the week in a vintage moschino top sipping a margarita on a beach

[Johan Lenox @johanlenox]

commenting "AI... look at the hands" on ppls baby pics