Amanda Gutwein

fluent in sarcasm

[Amanda Gutwein @alfarrell_13]

I asked to pet some dogs at Lowes and the owner told me that one of them jumps like that’s a problem lol #letittackleme

[bri @ughhbrii_]

How I see with my glasses vs how I see without my glasses

[Amanda Gutwein @alfarrell_13]

A puppy wandered from my neighbors house into my yard and giving it back was the hardest thing I’ve done this year tbh

[Amanda Gutwein @alfarrell_13]

I lost the game

[Amanda Gutwein @alfarrell_13]

@DaviRose14 lol

[Amanda Gutwein @alfarrell_13]

Haven't worn makeup in a month and a half so eyeliner and mascara REALLY threw me off today

[Amanda Gutwein @alfarrell_13]

@omgthatspunny @CaldEmmyJo

[Amanda Gutwein @alfarrell_13]

@m3lideli @sainterichie yes yes yes.

[Asia Leigh @asialbx]

Me: *dies*
People to my boyfriend: it's okay to get back out there, she'd want you to move on
Me in heaven:

[Amanda Gutwein @alfarrell_13]

Our dogs may be annoying but at least they aren't the dog down the road who howls every time a train blows its horn.

[Amanda Gutwein @alfarrell_13]

@antijokeapple Fiji isn't a city..

[Amanda Gutwein @alfarrell_13]

Me this weekend https://t.co/QWTlR9XuL6

[Introvert Life @IntrovertLiving]

Sometimes introverts need to recharge their social batteries for an entire weekend. If you can't find us, don't worry. We are fine.

[Amanda Gutwein @alfarrell_13]

Walked to the fridge to get a cheese stick and walked away with cookie dough. One day I may regret my lifestyle decisions, but not today.

[Amanda Gutwein @alfarrell_13]

Days that Adam comes home for lunch are good days.

[Amanda Gutwein @alfarrell_13]

My first New Years kiss didn't happen until I got married so there's that 👍🏻

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

I hope your 2017 is filled with happiness and dogs... primarily dogs, which will lead to happiness

[Amanda Gutwein @alfarrell_13]

The first thing that happened when I woke up was Gilmore. #AYearInTheLife