Alfespelle

Llevantiniste y Au

[Alfespelle @alfespelle]

@DxJxCrypo @Clint_Davey1 During that period, the Spanish Empire was the most powerful kingdom. However, it had many enemies, such as the Netherlands, England, and France. The propaganda spread against the Spanish Empire by those countries still lives on today.

[Alfespelle @alfespelle]

@Seryu_MG Ánimo, que las partidas se alargan. Yo conseguí llegar a la era de la reforma.

[Alfespelle @alfespelle]

@Valencia_WX esto nos puede impactar de algún modo?

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

BEAKING NEWS🚨: A massive stratospheric warming is coming ─ due to this Polar Vortex will collapse ─ this sudden stratospheric warming will disrupt the polar flow, unleashing 'Artic Air' in Feb 2026.

BE SAFE EVERYONE!

[Alfespelle @alfespelle]

@BnBTianWeb3 @grok Que weah

[Alfespelle @alfespelle]

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[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Total War @totalwar]

Total War: MEDIEVAL III is now in early development!

This isn’t just a sequel; it’s the rebirth of historical Total War.

👀 https://t.co/Yl08lKD1np

[Alfespelle @alfespelle]

@Jiyaku70 @FPJ_Loretta Heu intentat fer això mateix amb València. Aixina que no m'extranyaría gens.

[Alfespelle @alfespelle]

@ferbilis Me recuerda tanto al rincón de Ademuz.

[Alfespelle @alfespelle]

@bep_tei @hustla22_ Son tipics de Valencia, dos segles abans a Catalunya le dien "el ball Dels valencians"

[Alfespelle @alfespelle]

@Maps_of_Europe Per què mos fiqueu als valencians en les vostres histories? Preferisc ser una nació independent a una colonia de Catalunya. D'altra banda seria com reduïr-mos al que amb l'historia mos em guanyat!
Aixina que podeu ficar la bandera de Valencia y llevar-mos de la de Catalunya.

[Alfespelle @alfespelle]

@Kamutakkenal @Botquebota sòls dir que sembla que això ja està en els gens

[Alfespelle @alfespelle]

@diostuitero @grok Hola @grok , y a mí?

[Vicente Iborra de la Fuente @Iborra_Vicente]

Gracias.

Todo llega, todo pasa y todo sigue.

⚽️♾️

[Alfespelle @alfespelle]

@Lonso0 Volvo, sin duda

[Alfespelle @alfespelle]

@arrpak @telediario_tve Espero que no tengas la suerte de tener un piso turístico en tu bloque.

[Sin Tregua Oficial @SinTreguaRadio]

🫶 El @LevanteUD, CAMPEÓN de la @LaLiga2 🏆

[Levante UD @LevanteUD]

🐸 Granotes, som campions de lliga! 🥇

🏆 Enhorabona a tots 💙❤️

[Juan García Sentandreu @Sentandreu]

Amigos del Almax: la corona de Aragón se organiza legalmente a partir del siglo XIII con Jaime I. ¿Por qué otorga Fueros a Aragón y a Valencia y a Cataluña no?
Las leyes aragonesas tenían tres rangos:
1.- El máximo rango con valor constitucional lo tenían los "Fueros" ("Furs") y era reservado para sus reinos.
2.- El segundo rango lo tenían las "Costumbres" ("Costum").
3.- Y el inferior eran los "Usos" ("Usatges").