Alf

23 Preston. Professional Footballer @gillandcheesefc

[Adam @BrfcAdxm]

Bet his dad E will be proud

[Preston North End FC @pnefc]

Has anyone seen Bob? 🐈

#pnefc

[Alf @alfharris7]

Joke👍

[PNE Chatter @PNEChatter]

That penalty decision decided that game. Appalling decision. #pnefc

[Riċ @ricblurs]

he deserved to get hit, trynna fill that bucket up with water

[⛳️ @_ROUNDTHEBEND__]

Merry Christmas you filthy animals. The RTB Shit Christmas Presents Awards 2025 are officially OPEN. Show me the absolute fucking shite Santa (your nan) has dumped under your tree 🎅🎁🎄

[DartsAnonymous @anonymous_darts]

The little check to see if the bullseye was in, John Part going apeshit in commentary, it’s going to take something special to top this moment 😂

[Louis @itfc_louis2]

People who stand up after a flights landed and proceed just to stand there until the doors open truly blow my mind

[Larry Burns ✝️💙 @LarryBurns175_]

If you’re in the pub tonight have a look around you. Memorise the faces. These are the real ones. Mid-week November, no football on, just pints and chat. These are the people that deserve seats in the summer when all the part-timers appear because the suns out. Proper boozers.

[AFC Gillingham and Cheese Sandwich @GillandCheeseFC]

Everyone associated with AFC Gillingham and Cheese Sandwich is DELIGHTED to announce we have broken free from the shackles of MK Dongs. The club will be reinstated next Monday, where we return to Ashton High School 6-aside league. Ben Bretherton still looks like Goomba. #utmg 👑

[AFC Gillingham and Cheese Sandwich @GillandCheeseFC]

We’ve got a huge announcement to make. 8.30pm GMT. Be there. ⏳ #utmg

[Alf @alfharris7]

@worsnopsam25 Love steak bakes me #fuckthekidney

[Sky Sports Darts @SkySportsDarts]

Heta with the HEROICS! ⚡️

The moment Damon Heta set Ally Pally alight with mega nine-darter 🔥

[AFC Gillingham and Cheese Sandwich @GillandCheeseFC]

It is with incredible sadness that today, we announce the disbanding of AFC Gillingham and Cheese Sandwich FC. 💔

The club has been bought by American billionaire club ‘MK Dongs’ and we will be rebranding accordingly.

Thank you for your tremendous support over the years. #utmg

[Alf @alfharris7]

2 Leeds Friday day tickets for sale below face value #leedsfestival

[Alf @alfharris7]

@jt102181 Fiver minimum you stingey fucker

[Alf @alfharris7]

2 Leeds Friday day tickets for sale below face value #leedsfestival

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

man is stressed

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

This is how it feels to be drunk in an Uber