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[Brett @utdBrett]

Aaron Ramsey coup de grâce

[Jordan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇰 @x1892xJordan]

Jacob Bethell at the non-striker’s end watching Sam Curran hit 18 (14)

[AFC Gillingham and Cheese Sandwich @GillandCheeseFC]

This is no joke - the Gills are back. After a long winter training session (catching whines off Revs de Cuba gyal) the fellas have won the championship and are back in the prem. Title three is loading - no idea who the fella behind the trophy is. #SusAnalBumParty #Gills 🏆 ⚽️

[dave @UTFR93]

Didn't know that you got a front row seat in the house of commons just because you used to play for Rangers

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Defoe:

“Pedri plays in a museum. Bruno plays in a war zone. One keeps the ball. The other decides games. Swap them & Pedri drowns in Manchester noise. Bruno in Barca? Lewa gets fed, La Liga gets more exciting, & the assist charts get rewritten.”

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨🎙️| Peter Schmeichel: “For the first time in a long time, it was an absolute joy to watch Manchester United play. Thank you, Carrick.”

[Rob @bIurt99]

Calling your da into the kitchen to show him you hit t18 (was aiming for the 20s)

[JT @jt102181]

WE ARE BACK

[AFC Gillingham and Cheese Sandwich @GillandCheeseFC]

Everyone associated with AFC Gillingham and Cheese Sandwich is DELIGHTED to announce we have broken free from the shackles of MK Dongs. The club will be reinstated next Monday, where we return to Ashton High School 6-aside league. Ben Bretherton still looks like Goomba. #utmg 👑

[AFC Gillingham and Cheese Sandwich @GillandCheeseFC]

We’ve got a huge announcement to make. 8.30pm GMT. Be there. ⏳ #utmg

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

Four balls.

[JT @jt102181]

@gtj1247 Is a stone wall red fella, the defender looks like he’s close but the pace the striker’s travelling at is miles quicker. He’s in if he doesn’t get brought down.

[JT @jt102181]

@SRhodes1234 @SkySportsDarts @SkySports Michelle Tickle on speed dial

[JT @jt102181]

@worsnopsam25 Couldn’t believe it either - would’ve won if we brought him and Millar on!

[JT @jt102181]

@chesham_chris @swfc Have you got any pal?

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Martin Lukeman you are sensational 😂

[george @StokeyyG2]

When your side are drawing against Villa but Jhon Duran is coming out the technical area

[AFC Gillingham and Cheese Sandwich @GillandCheeseFC]

It is with incredible sadness that today, we announce the disbanding of AFC Gillingham and Cheese Sandwich FC. 💔

The club has been bought by American billionaire club ‘MK Dongs’ and we will be rebranding accordingly.

Thank you for your tremendous support over the years. #utmg

[JT @jt102181]

@Ryanair @Ryanair what are you doing at Manchester airport champ everything’s standstill with no notice 👍🏽