Alfvictorsutton

Expert at spotting bull sh_t. FBPE, BLM & tossers will be blocked!

[Alfvictorsutton @alfisutton]

@Cilvrnum @RealPLC @kakiOwakagirl Only one question is required. Have you a passport? No passport no entry.

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Never mind the local elections, Kemi Badenoch looks set to top the singles charts with her latest smash hit, ‘Back Britain Proper’, by The Crewkerne Gazette.

Keir Starmer is said to be mortified.

+ a special appearance from Zack Polanski.

{satire}

[Barrister's Horse @BarristersHorse]

I'm old enough to remember when political pundits confidently stated that the winter fuel allowance cuts, (at the very beginning of the Labour govt.), was good. It meant Labour could get the bad stuff out the way and the rest of their tenure would be 'sunny uplands'.

[Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ]

There’s nothing more divisive than treating your own people like second-class citizens.

This is why Reform is surging.

The fact the establishment can’t see it speaks volumes.

[Ralph Blackburn @RalphBlackburn]

The count in Sheffield has been briefly held up as victorious Green Party candidate in Burngreave, Mustafa Ahmed raised the Palestine flag after his vote number was announced and began chanting "free Palestine", my colleague @rose_mason.

[Maliq @MasterMaliq]

As a Muslim, I’ll say what many Muslims are too scared to admit:

When people slaughter innocent humans in the name of Allah, quote Quran and Hadith to defend it, scream “this is Jihad” and proudly claim God sent them… don’t expect the world to just smile and clap.

Only a fool would pretend that kind of madness doesn’t make people fear Islam.

The truth is, extremists have damaged the image of Islam more than any Islamophobe ever could.

[Pupps @lindsaypuppyd]

Starmer just said he's going nowhere, as he doesn't want to plunge the country into chaos 😄😄😄 Bit like Fred West not wanting to dig up his patio, for fear of spoiling his flowers

[FrankLeeBrian @FrankLeeBrian]

Hilarious exchange on @BBCR4 during the night. Asked if Starmer should go now, David Lammy said "you don't change the pilot during the flight". John McConnell replied "you do if you're in a nosedive"....

[Gay Manc @GayTory]

Every Labour councillor that loses their seat should remember that this all started when Starmer used the murder of the girls in Southport to blame the far right - far right being the ordinary men and women of this country.

[Sebastián Lukomski @lukomski_sebito]

So, apparently, €577 billion is missing and untraceable from the EU Coronavirus Recovery Fund.

Thousands of recipients of the funds have not been identified.

Brussels is the capital of CORRUPTION!
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❌🇪🇺❌

[Alex Armstrong @Alexarmstrong]

People forget that these elections were meant to be cancelled.

Probably one of the biggest coups in British politics by Reform UK and seemingly they are being rewarded for it

[Global Dissident @GlobalDiss]

🚨🇪🇺 NEW scandal hits von der Leyen

BILLIONS from the EU’s Covid recovery fund have VANISHED into a black hole.

Auditors say Brussels can’t track who got the cash, where it went, or what it actually delivered.

YOUR money. ZERO transparency.

First Pfizergate, now THIS...

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

🚨 Green Party’s John Grant just admitted his discomfort live.

“I didn’t understand a word of what he said… it does make me a little uncomfortable I can’t deny.”

His party celebrated their election win by speaking entirely in a foreign language.

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

If Nigel Farage and Reform hadn’t taken the Government to court and overturned the cancelled elections, 4-5 million of you would not have had the right to vote today. 🗳️

Remember that.

[N Ecc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Neccccy]

“I’m not going to walk away and plunge the country into chaos “

YOU CAUSED THE FUCKING CHAOS YOU NARCISSISTIC PRICK

[Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @LeftieStats]

‼️BREAKING | Welsh First Minister Eluned Morgan has lost her seat, says the BBC.

This is the first time in British electoral history that a head of government has lost their seat in an election.

(Source: BBC)

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

Turns out calling the working class 'far right racists' for the last 20 months wasn't the best idea

[Roger Gall @Shambles151]

Peter Mandleson is STILL a member of the House of Lords.

Please RT this until he no longer is.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Twitter is a handy and constant reminder that socialists are disgusting people.

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

🚨 Green Party “victory” video shows zero English spoken.

A room full of foreign languages celebrating their takeover of a British council.

This is what replacement looks like in real time.

Britain is being erased without a single shot fired.

[Alfvictorsutton @alfisutton]

@symplylivinj Exactly my belief on hearing the last parliamentary election.!!!!!!!