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I am life at the party😎💥👌

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

After my funeral I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone:
"thanks for coming"

[Kingsley @Kingsleyaigbe17]

@Furious_red_ I miss young Ronaldo man🥹💔😭

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I was kicked out of a secret cooking society.

I spilled the beans.

[Odinas @Uodinas]

Pele that won 3 world cup is not better than Ronaldo and you think Messi winning 2 world cup would suddenly make him better than Ronaldo.......

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Did you hear Mr. Information got divorced?

Apparently everyone was spreading Ms. Information.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

A king and a queen walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says…

“Sorry, but you’re not 21.”

[RAY @hesray]

@ThePunnyWorld Not funny

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Me: Excuse me, waiter. I think you brought me the Heaven pasta by mistake.

Waiter: How can you tell?

Me: Because there’s angel hair on my plate.

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

How much does it cost a single guy to live in London?

Not much, just a small flat fee.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

England vs. Argentina?

That could get Messi…

Kane you believe that?

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I made six figures last year.

Then I got fired from the toy factory…

Apparently I wasn’t making them fast enough.

[I love Now That’s What I Call Music @Chartmusiclover]

@ThePunnyWorld Lad is also a British saying
AE and BE are not that different

[trash @acount_trash]

@ThePunnyWorld no no no, this won't do. he's just a yes man.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What do you call a little boy who is half French and half Scottish?

A oui lad.

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

Me: “I'm addicted to buying old Beatles records.”

Wife: “Sounds like you need help.”

Me: “No, I already have that one.”

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Shout out to everyone who can remember every word to some random 80s song but can't remember the password they created
yesterday

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I accidentally poured my root beer into a square glass.

Now it’s just beer.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My barber told me some terrible news.

He said he couldn't cut my hair any longer...

He said he could only cut it shorter.

[val @kecoatrbang]

@G2H29341650 Legend https://t.co/slX2uNcQHx