Ali Hajimirza

A Fool of Randomness | Software Engineer at @stripe | Previously @Convoyteam @Azure

[Patrick Collison @patrickc]

The aggregate revenue of businesses built on Stripe is now around 1% of global GDP.

[Ali Hajimirza @ali92HM]

If anyone is looking for new roles in the Web3 space, one of my closest friends just announced their seed round at @deformapp.

[DeForm @deformapp]

Today, we're excited to announce our $4.6M seed round funding to accelerate the adoption of onchain marketing.

[Ali Hajimirza @ali92HM]

@deformapp @unhappiimochii @keikumata @thatguyintech @codeee0x Huge congratulations to the team 🚀🚀🚀

[Ali Hajimirza @ali92HM]

@bhargav Nice try

[Ali Hajimirza @ali92HM]

Feels good to see a project I've been quietly working on for some time receive public recognition 🚀

[Patrick Collison @patrickc]

Just tried the first production version of something that we've been working on at Stripe for several years. You never really know how good something like this is going to be 'till you see the pieces come together, but this... this is going to be great.

[Ali Hajimirza @ali92HM]

If you're hiring I'd highly suggest reaching out to the fantastic Stripes who helped build Stripe to the company that is today.

[Patrick Collison @patrickc]

If you’d like to hire any of the wonderful former Stripe employees who are leaving, email [email protected]. We’ll let you know as soon as the directory is ready.

[Ali Hajimirza @ali92HM]

@bhargav How dare you!

[Ali Hajimirza @ali92HM]

This website randomly gives you a teaser of the #matrix4 #MatrixResurrections by letting you pick your pill. Which one do you take?
https://t.co/pzyUbklRyh

[Ali Hajimirza @ali92HM]

@danielone @askmeegs They have 14.6k stars on GitHub. We’ve been using it at my company for the past 6 months and it’s been great.

[Ali Hajimirza @ali92HM]

@khenidak Because usually when the cluster is fucked the auto-heal doesn’t unfuck it. Different levels of kubeproblems

[Ali Hajimirza @ali92HM]

@benedictevans This is sooo on point. I've felt bad bucketing Musk with other bullshitters in the past because he delivers, but I still can't get myself to bucket him with doers. He has his own category!

[Ali Hajimirza @ali92HM]

@Twitter would make a killing front running @elonmusk's tweets to hedge funds. 2021 business model

[Ali Hajimirza @ali92HM]

We've had pandemics in the past and we've known there are a threat, but brushed it off as a black swan. On the other hand I don't know how anyone could see Redditors blowing up a stock price to the point hedge funds bleed to death.

[Ali Hajimirza @ali92HM]

I don't know why people think COVID was a black swan event but not this #GME shitshow. Nonetheless, this is just another one of those tail risks that was not hedged by the investors.

I'm just waiting to see what @nntaleb has to say about this.

[Ali Hajimirza @ali92HM]

I should just let the recruiters fill in my LinkedIn profile since they know better than me about my "impressive experience" at Convoy Inc.

[Ali Hajimirza @ali92HM]

@joshholmes I know right. It’s like you need to work double pre and post your vacation. Not worth it

[Ali Hajimirza @ali92HM]

@ahmetb Gotcha, which one? Also do you find not having discussion threads on the posts limiting at all or do you feel like it’s an over kill?

[Ali Hajimirza @ali92HM]

@ahmetb do you use any frameworks/tools for your blog or is it just in plain html? I’ve been experimenting with different tools but I don’t like how heavy they are for doing something simple.

[Ali Hajimirza @ali92HM]

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