Ali Drucker

writer, author || buy my book || alexandra dot drucker at gmail dot com

[Ali Drucker @ali_drucker]

DO AS I SAY is currently the number 1 new release in general sexuality on Amazon and I would love it if you ordered a copy here or at your local bookstore! https://t.co/YN22Mu18cr

[Ali Drucker @ali_drucker]

@suzietoot true crime girlies 🤝 drag race girlies

[Ali Drucker @ali_drucker]

this is truly so original and unpredictable and worth your time! also: funny. @ianabramson

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Watching @ianabramson’s comedy special “The Heist”. Ian’s a genius and you can tell from this screengrab he’s not afraid to speak THE TRUTH.

[Ali Drucker @ali_drucker]

for a story - looking to speak with a tiktok-literate therapist, lcsw, lmft, phd, psyd, or similar about hobbies and relationship dynamics. DM if this is you!

[Ali Drucker @ali_drucker]

@McJesse “so she’s never going to see her dad again?”

[Ali Drucker @ali_drucker]

I am ill equipped to handle emotional stakes of any kind

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I told my wife who has never seen Armageddon what happens in Armageddon.

[Ali Drucker @ali_drucker]

kill me

[Ali Drucker @ali_drucker]

If you want to avoid talking about your feelings in session, ask your therapist what they think about Shrinking

[Ali Drucker @ali_drucker]

I ensure my safety in the ultimate AI overlord rebellion by always saying thank to Siri after she reads me the weather

[Ali Drucker @ali_drucker]

click click click for meddling mothers, bridesmaid drama, and some heartwarming moments! also can I re-do my wedding and hire them?

[Ali Drucker @ali_drucker]

seriously we don’t have room for all these prop signs at our house

[Ali Drucker @ali_drucker]

please let my husband go back to work now

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Wow. It’s nice to see some positive news related to the WGA strike.

[Ali Drucker @ali_drucker]

for a story: looking to chat about your most chaotic and delightful rebound stories after long-term relationships. DMs open!

[Ali Drucker @ali_drucker]

@camoroso623 @bfishbfish @melissadahl feeling “unsafe and unloved” at the birthday dinner is my personal favorite

[Ali Drucker @ali_drucker]

@camoroso623 @bfishbfish @melissadahl this is so good

[Ali Drucker @ali_drucker]

hi, it’s me, the millennial who can’t send a work email on a Monday bc it feels too intrusive

[Ali Drucker @ali_drucker]

@melissabroder ok but I want it now

[Ali Drucker @ali_drucker]

@McJesse 💕💕💕

[Ali Drucker @ali_drucker]

Stolen Youth hits way too close to home since I nearly enrolled at Sarah Lawrence, would have been there during Larry’s reign, and have very low self esteem!!!

[Ali Drucker @ali_drucker]

@McJesse but seriously can anyone fix this @Zoom @FBI

[Ali Drucker @ali_drucker]

@McJesse rude