Alison Finn

[Alison Finn @ali_fishy]

Maybe 2021 will finally be the year that Dairy Queen figures out how to make a cake that is 75% of the fudgy crunchy stuff

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time

[Alison Finn @ali_fishy]

In case anyone was wanting an update on what it’s like to be married to me

[Alison Finn @ali_fishy]

Me, being dramatic as usual: if I get in some tragic accident, you have to be sure you are by my bed when I wake up in the hospital! I just know I won’t wake up to that well.

David: okay, I’ll do my best… I may be pooping…

🤦🏻‍♀️

[Alison Finn @ali_fishy]

had some new friends over last night and they were so kind and complimentary of my home/decorations and I'm just going to ride that high through the rest of the year thanks

[kelly moran @kellymoran]

did anyone else catch the “Best in Rescue Dog Show”???

they had a category for best underbite 😭😭😭😭😭

[Alison Finn @ali_fishy]

For a Romeo and Juliet final project, my students had an option to make a series of posters that would be put around Verona during the play (ads, announcements, warnings, etc).

This is one of the submissions... 1 like and I'll make a poster of it for my classroom

[Alison Finn @ali_fishy]

My student assist straight up said "I love TAing for a freshman class. It's like visiting the zoo."

[Alison Finn @ali_fishy]

@hdc2dc

[tré easton @treeaston]

The older I get, the more I realize that she was right about ABSOLUTELY everything.

[Alison Finn @ali_fishy]

I will never understand how Danny Pudi never won a Emmy for Abed. Dude is talented as hell

[out of context community @darkestimeline]

that was brilliant..

[evanthomas.nyc on bsky @EvanDerekThomas]

Get your fucking ass up and give ‘em the old razzle dazzle. It seems like no one wants to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle anymore.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

“when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie” has got to be the least relatable simile of all time

[Alison Finn @ali_fishy]

Student: do you like your own tweets?

Me: I don't even like myself

[TeacherGoals @teachergoals]

For real though. 😂🤣

[best of twilight @archivetwilight]

new moon x finding nemo parallels

[Alison Finn @ali_fishy]

@philogrant_ Sled past tense is actually slood

[Alison Finn @ali_fishy]

Update: they are now playing Cascada’s “Every Time We Touch” and it still slaps. I apologize to the woman next to me dealing with me bopping in my seat

[Alison Finn @ali_fishy]

The coffee shop I’m working in right now just started playing Hoedown Throwdown from the Hannah Montana movie. 1 like and I’ll start doing the dance right here in the middle of The Mill.

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

the necklace Troy gave Gabriella

[Alison Finn @ali_fishy]

I am literally wearing wool socks, sweatpants, a hoodie, my robe, and 2 blankets and I am STILL COLD

I hate it here