alo

chaotic neutral

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[alo @ali_jo16]

McDonald’s sausage egg and cheese biscuit please save us. Hear our cries.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

[ȷᥱᥒᥒі𝖿ᥱr ᥫ᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 @jen_in_reverie]

I think the elephant really ties the room together.

[alo @ali_jo16]

Xmas shopping stresses me out bc my mom gave me the gift of life and I’m going to match that with a petland gift card??

[Green Can @aGreenCan]

bro last night was a minor setback

[Sophia @its_Sophia_24]

whoever came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

[chase @_chase_____]

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

You’re in his DMs and I’m freebleeding in his highschool gym shorts

[alo @ali_jo16]

fuck marry kill the 3 branches of the US government

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I wish Biden were alive to see this

[alo @ali_jo16]

@rihanna @1future we haven’t forgotten

[alo @ali_jo16]

auntie Anne’s pretzel why do you betray me

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

Hey i just thought of some bullshit. Do you want me to say it to you

[Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99]

Called the cops on a couple jogging together.

[Eastghost @eastblessed]

my haters really thought I wasn’t gonna make a Pot Roast this winter. yall looks stupid as shit right now. once again, i hit it perfect. late February, buzzer ball 4 lb roast providing at least several days of meals for me and my family

[alo @ali_jo16]

@tinat0k ooooo yes as am I

[alo @ali_jo16]

@muskybeefcurtin proud of you girlie ✨💯

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

now we're talking