ali laberda

university of minnesota rochesterrrrr | mayo clinic school of health sciences

[ali laberda @ali_laberda]

Best way to start the morning: call her daddy podcast

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having the idea that you won’t have school the next day is dangerous because you act like you really don’t and don’t do any of the homework you should be doing

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remember how devistating it was in middle school when your crush came back to school with a new haircut

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global warming or disco party?

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‘‘Twas the eve of spring semester and after being bored of winter break for so long, I lay here and still wish for one more day to do all the things I said I would do over break but never did

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I bought more expensive booze in high school than I do now. Nice

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@BreannaEnger11 I approve! Best resume I’ve ever read

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now taking applications for my wii bowling league

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I thought the cup was blasting off

[kace @kaceybm12]

have you ever met someone that was sunshine in human form

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Whoever answered “data” I like you I agree but if you said “data”..... i dont know man....

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How do you say it?

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I wasn’t kidding

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my mom and I leave for FL tomorrow & she calls me to say “so I was thinking we should put some booze in those mini shampoo bottles so we don’t have to pay for drinks at the airport”
I really like the way this woman thinks

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i swear all I’ve done since being on break is drink absurd amounts of alcohol, watch Netflix and do absolutely everything I said I wasn’t going to do in 2019

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@Only_Yogi21 What’s wrong matey

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You know you’re a regular when the bartender says “you’re only having two drinks tonight? Wow you’re so responsible today”