Ali Mentesh

I want to break free

[Mike Cordingley @MikeCordingley]

Deaths yesterday across Europe:

Spain 2
Italy 87
Germany 24
France 52
Turkey 28
Belgium 42
Sweden 84
Portugal 14
Ireland 6
Poland 13
Romania 13
Hungary 8
Netherlands 28
UK 324

It's fine.

[Ali Mentesh @ali_mentesh]

Donate to help me raise much-needed funds for #menshealth this #Movember – for all the dads, brothers, sons and mates in our lives. Stop men dying too young. https://t.co/ugm9lHdSfn

[Movember UK @MovemberUK]

Whatever you grow will save a bro.

[Movember UK @MovemberUK]

Whatever you grow will save a bro.

[Ali Mentesh @ali_mentesh]

@Hedwina hiya

[Ali Mentesh @ali_mentesh]

Legend

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Wins the 2019 UEFA President's Award... Gives bizarre cryptic speech to confuse everyone in attendance.

Eric Cantona, ladies and gentlemen 😂

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

It’s too hot to do anything

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“What do you do in your spare time?”

“Worry a lot. Look at my phone. Sleep. Find comfort in hot drinks. Telly. Cake. That about covers it”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

British phrases of optimism:

“It might not be all bad”
“You never know, you might have fun”
“It’ll be over before you know it”
“It can’t be any worse than last time”
“At least it’ll give you something to talk about”

[Ali Mentesh @ali_mentesh]

17 jokes to add to your repertoire for National Tell a Joke Day 🤣 https://t.co/oRYZF6wFft