Ali Richards

Scootergirl, runner, DJ, Pompey fan since ‘76, mum of two lovely boys, wife of a Morrissey geek with a bit of systems analysis in my spare time...

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

Secrets of a great political heckle.
1. POSITION. Start off-camera.
2. VOLUME. Ensure the interview has to stop.
3. SAUCY PHRASE. Include something a bit risky, e.g. “bugger all.”
4. HEIGHT DIFFERENCE. Make the camera operator hunt for you.
5. END IT CLEANLY.

(via @PA)

[Deborah James @bowelbabe]

The tweet I never wanted to write. The time has come to say goodbye. 5 years to prepare, doesn’t make it any easy. I’m under hospice at home care, & I’m spending my time surrounded by my family. Please buy me a 🍷 to see me out and raise vitial funds. https://t.co/AztN5FziLR ❤️

[Ali Richards @ali_richards]

@1898Fratton @ConorChaplin10 And it’s crazy that Adam was at the same Pompey training sessions in Chi that my Sam used to go to. It’s brilliant to see how far he’s come 💙⚽️

[Ali Richards @ali_richards]

@BrendaSpiering That 5 second rule is so key!

[Ali Richards @ali_richards]

@pollingersocial Good luck!

[@forgottengoals @forgottengoals]

Had never seen this before. Incredible strike. Peter King for Cardiff v Middlesbrough on this day in 1970 #ccfc

[Ali Richards @ali_richards]

@BBCMOTD Hilarious! X

[Ali Richards @ali_richards]

😂😂😂

[Ali Richards @ali_richards]

@jessphillips I’m in education minister @NickGibbUK ‘s constituency and my son’s school has sent out pleas for second hand laptops they can wipe and distribute to pupils. It’s clearly a lie!

[Kirstie Allsopp @KirstieMAllsopp]

Reading this might be the most important thing you do today 😘 https://t.co/qoMXqsALuw

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

Mark Wright from TOWIE is on the bench for Crawley today

Also hearing reports that Gemma Collins is playing left back for Newport, Noel from Hear'Say is out wide for Mansfield and Kinga from Big Brother is in goal for Morecambe

Gotta love the magic of the FA Cup 👍

[Captain Sir Tom Moore @captaintommoore]

A smile can do a lot of good so be kind and smile at someone today, you never know what it might mean to them to see a friendly face #WorldKindnessDay #kindfest2020

[Ali Richards @ali_richards]

@PeterBleksley Anything to bring a bit of lightheartedness into our lives 😊

[Ali Richards @ali_richards]

@arundelplumbing @JackBingham3 @scotthbingham @bingham_george 😂😂😂

[Ali Richards @ali_richards]

What a great start to a Friday!

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

good morning

[Ali Richards @ali_richards]

@arundelplumbing @samsmith Is anyone really offended by using terms such as ‘man days’ when estimating a job? I’m certainly not...

[BBC EastEnders @bbceastenders]

Today we’re revealing a new, permanent and timely addition to the #EastEnders set. This mural of a black woman, painted by visual artist @Dreph, onto the side of the Beales’ house, will be a striking backdrop to Walford life. Please visit our Instagram or FB page for more info.

[Ali Richards @ali_richards]

@mistermatt79 She is beautiful! Her hair is gorgeous and don’t let anyone tell her different. I’ve got two handsome ginger sons and feel blessed. Who wants to look like everyone else? How boring is that? 🙄

[Ali Richards @ali_richards]

@Divine_Miss_Em @rhysjamesy Look forward to listening. I’ve really missed the Walking The Dog pods, any news on a return? Observing social distancing, natch 😊 🐶