Alison Kate

Backup account 🥰

[Alison Kate @ali_rox_ur_sox]

Texas A&M football game, circa 1941 (colorized)

[Alison Kate @ali_rox_ur_sox]

Making this my backup account officially. May tweet, may not. Probably using it for secret stuff🤪

[One Direction @onedirection]

Tomorrow! You and me got a whole lot of history #10YearsOf1D

[✰ @r3aleat3r]

she does this because she knows that all y’all are gonna do for the next 2 months is talk about how she’s so undeserving of anything that comes to her and believe it or not she sees it and it fucking hurts her feelings so she wants to avoid it as much as possible idiot

[win ben stein's;gate @weedhitter]

getting diagnosed with adhd as an adult owns cuz you get to walk into a doctor's office and have a guy with a medical degree tell you "aye boss you got diet autism and the cure is to microdose meth" lmfao

[Alison Kate @ali_rox_ur_sox]

Sad that is took me like 10 months to get this account back, and I had to make an entirely new account while waiting (@AlisonKatePart2) because 10 months is a ridiculous amount of time... thanks for nothing,Twitter!

[alex @alexdoesporn]

they did surgery on a grape

[Alison Kate @ali_rox_ur_sox]

“It’s 7pm and the racism is coming out. Didn’t think we’d make it this far!” -@Hot_ta_molly6
lmao family is fun, huh🙃

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

happy thanksgiving to harry styles only

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i relate to turkey because i also take 4 hours to get ready and then get overshadowed by sexier side pieces

[Shawn Mendes @ShawnMendes]

Happy thanksgiving!! Thankful for you! I ADORE U ALL!!!!!!!!! X

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

thanksgiving eve, a tradition like no other. go get blackout drunk in your hometown bar and go home with an ex from 6 years ago and have sex in their parents house, tonight’s your night and nobody can take it away. forget the haters and the naysayers, it’s your time.

[Jace @jacesternberger]

You guys are too much 😭😭💀💀

[Alison Kate @ali_rox_ur_sox]

If Justin doesn’t bump this shit every day for Hailey, then I’ll be very disappointed

[zin @rauhIsbitch]

9 YEARS since My World came out let me cry in the corner
https://t.co/VaLpzZdtyD

[Alison Kate @ali_rox_ur_sox]

“Yeah, of course we can stop for food on the way home!”

[we'MaRadebe ✨ @Amand_Radebe]

What phrase can't you wait to use on your kids? 😂🤔

[Alison Kate @ali_rox_ur_sox]

“Ever since I became friends with you, I can’t stop dabbing.” -@bremurrzz about me

[Quincy @LukeQuincy]

Thanksgiving Episodes:
The Office - S7:E9
Always Sunny - S9:E10
New Girl - S1:E6, S2:E8, S3:E10, S4:E9, S5:E7
How I met your Mother - S1:E9, S3:E9, S5:E9, S6:E10
Friends - S3:E9, S4:E8, S5:E8, S8:E9, S10:E8
That 70s Show - S1:E9

[Alison Kate @ali_rox_ur_sox]

I’m inspired so idk what this teacher is talking about

[Me-luh 🤦🏾‍♀️ @FunSizeMela]

My friends child I am dead

[Alison Kate @ali_rox_ur_sox]

This HASHBROWN has higher quality pics than I do