Al Xiang

I say things.

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Help make my "Pour Decisions" margarita Jose Cuervo's next flavor! https://t.co/89fu5IRCsv #MargShakeUp

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@hitRECordJoe His life started here ~spoooky~

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@iamcardib The only “shake it” song I accept is the one by metro station

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@steazya Ommg my lactose intolerance could never

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@MCoveteur Ok but spill the tea what happened in the overnight trip

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LOL the only way Tom Cruise is trending is when someone else pretends to be him

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When you repeat the Rihanna and ASAP Rocky cheating rumors and people ask about your sources:

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@THR YES HE'S GONNA BE SO GOOD IN THIS 🥹

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@Bladee90210 i think ur onto something and they should do a remix together of "famous" and "mean"

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The past two whole years have felt like a big april fools joke

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@mariolopezviva @mariolopezviva posting memes >>>>>>>

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@viva_vegana oh you rich rich

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@_kathytu @TFLN This lil girl would never, she likes watching us do her dirty work

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@johnpangsays Is this how one…………….tweets?

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Remember when you were a kid and had required snack and story time? Imagine snack and story time dURING WORK HOURS ok thank you sharks

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Kiiinda weird that mocktails have taken off now??? It’s literally adult Caprisuns

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Who even celebrates April fools Day anymore besides.. brands?

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i wish there was study abroad for grownups

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@johnpangsays LOL OMG shame urself to gym

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@taylorswift13 THE CAPITALIZED LETTERS AHH APRIL NINTH Taylor so sneaky