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[Alias Me @alias_m3]

More like Pure Michigan Old Crabby Lady, am I right, folks? But seriously, this idiot seems to think she knows these folks personally. https://t.co/f6448uGDSK

[shing yin khor @sawdustbear]

Speaking of neo Nazis and their fundamental misunderstanding of musicals - the VonTrapp family FLED THE FUCKING NAZIS YOU MISERABLE IDIOT.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Trump wants this photo of his messed up hair and facial tan line removed from the internet. Please do not share.

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

Hitler - failed painter
Trump - cancelled tv host
Bannon - failed documentary maker
Conway - failed stand-up

Support the arts and media

[Alias Me @alias_m3]

@andieiamwhoiam Ha! You are a classless sociopath. Enjoy reaping your second-class citizen status as a woman under your new idol-leader

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

More Muslims have been killed by Trump supporters in the past 24 hours than Americans killed by refugees from banned countries in 30 years.

[Will Jordan @williamjordann]

Days until achieving MAJORITY disapproval from @Gallup

Reagan: 727
Bush I: 1336
Clinton: 573
Bush II: 1205
Obama: 936

Trump: 8. days.

[Alias Me @alias_m3]

Trump will soon mean "to shart all up on something"

[Eli Terry @EliTerry]

sean spicer looks like the guy in the group of survivors that hides the fact he was bitten by a zombie

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

The guy who ran for president on his ability to make and close deals could not successfully book a Bruce Springsteen cover band.

[Alias Me @alias_m3]

Ammon Bundy and his buddies can occupy their mouths with my dick. https://t.co/teL0coGqEG

[Mia @PastelPouts]

This is the best god damn story I have ever read.

[Alias Me @alias_m3]

@sleezydedikshan @JuddLegum probably? Why even post? Ha

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Guys, this is really irresponsible. #TrumpCantSwim is now trending #3. Please let's not make #TrumpCantSwim the top trending topic?

[Alias Me @alias_m3]

God's not dead? My hairy beanbag! This is effed. ⚡️ “Police kill deaf man who was trying to use sign language”

https://t.co/Jv3pa6RdoT