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[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

People often clean their homes after an internal breakthrough.

But sometimes the breakthrough comes after they clean.

Your environment and your subconscious mind mirror each other.

What room in your house needs the most healing right now?

[Remu ⚡️ @btcbenchmark]

Credit cards are now so overblown that going to the airport lounge is the ultimate pleb experience. Even the fast-track lane has longer lines than the normal security check.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Europeans aren’t having children because they can't afford to support them.

Muslims have children because Europeans support them.

[Breadman @BTCBreadMan]

I have a single rule in life that I will never break.

If I see kids selling lemonade, I stop and buy one.

Usually I don’t even end up drinking it, because it is usually terrible.

But entrepreneurship at a young age must be encouraged and rewarded.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Another 29 sats to orbit!

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

My nine year old niece realized today that only girls get periods. To quote her,

“So boys just get to be big and strong and I have to BLEED? And SHAVE? That’s bullshit.”😭😭

[Third @thirdmetax]

MrBeast reveals his trick for giving away islands on the cheap

“There’s two options, you can buy a really cheap shit island and terraform it and make it nice, or you can buy a really nice one problem is the really nice ones are all at least like 10, 11, 12 million”

“you can find a shitty island for like 800 grand. huge, fucking massive, but it’s literally just a rock with trees on it.”

“when we give away islands we buy the shitty ones and then we import a bunch of sand, import a couple hundred trees, and build a little house, build sheds on it, and then it’s like 800k.”

“you put like 2 million in and then you got a really nice looking island, which is still infinitely cheaper than if you just bought one of the 10 million dollar ones”

[Julian Adrat @JulianAdrat]

Elon Musk fordert die Todesstrafe für zwei Iraker, die in Essen eine 7-Jährige(!) vergewaltigt haben. Warum weiß Elon Musk davon, aber die meisten Deutschen nicht? Warum verschweigt der ÖRR das Grauen, das auf Deutschland Straßen herrscht?

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

BREAKING: A 44-year-old German woman was beheaded by a North African migrant in Scandicci, near Florence, Italy.

This follows the beheading attempts on an Albanian man by North Africans in Fermo, Italy, and on a man in Belfast, Northern Ireland, by a Sudanese refugee this week.

What the hell is going on in Europe?

[Chadson @Chadson]

European money is confusing because nobody makes any money and yet they can also seemingly afford to spend a month in the US renting cars and staying in hotels.

[Vino @15x0xx]

I went for comfort my mom chose violence 😭

[Wealth Squad Chris @Chrissssjohnson]

Wealthiest man in the world
“I own Bitcoin”

Founder of the largest asset management company in the world
“I own Bitcoin”

Founder of largest hedge fund
“I own Bitcoin”

Co-founder of the largest company
“I own Bitcoin”

Dude who barely finished 12th grade
“Bitcoin is a scam

[Sheila of the Most High @sheilatebra]

I finally understand what Machiavelli meant when he said, “Never play fair in a game where others cheat.” It doesn’t mean become evil. It means stop being naive. Stop bringing honesty to people who study manipulation, stop giving access to people who weaponize closeness, and stop expecting clean hands from people who already showed you they’ll throw dirt. Sometimes wisdom is not revenge. Sometimes wisdom is learning the rules of the room before the room uses your goodness against you.

[Strategy @Strategy]

In the depths of the 2022 crypto winter, our average cost basis was $30K while $BTC traded nearly 50% below it at $16K. What did we do? We bought more.

[Egyptian @EgyptianMaxi]

Waiting to buy Bitcoin at $53k vs $62K.

You're risking +386% to save 13.6%.

This is the trade.

[blue @bluewmist]

My husband just told our son, who was picking on his little sister, "it is your job as a future man to listen and respect people's boundaries. You will often be bigger than others and it is unkind to use your size against them. She said stop. You will stop."
I've never heard another man, at least in my family, say anything like that
I hope we raise good humans.

[ODELL @ODELLXYZ]

good morning, stay humble and stack sats 🫡

[ODELL @ODELLXYZ]

using bitcoin is incredibly easy

you literally just download an app and press receive

anyone who tells you self custody is too difficult thinks you are retarded

[noor୨୧ @wottheberry]

my mom called on friday night and asked if she could take my 5-year-old daughter to the park on saturday morning at 10 a.m. just for a "quick swing session."

she explicitly told me, "make sure you stay home and relax, you look so tired."

i didn't sleep at all that night because the baby was teething, so i was literally crying tears of gratitude.

my husband and i spent the morning sleeping in, eating cold pizza in bed, and completely resetting our sanity.

around 2:00 p.m., i realized they’d been gone for four hours. there wasn't a set return time, but the park is five minutes away.

i called my mom to ask if i should come pick her up.

the phone rings, and all i hear in the background is massive cinematic bass, popcorn crunching, and loud music.

my mom whispers: "we aren't at the park. we're at the movie theater watching the new Disney release.

she wanted a large Icee so we got one. don't call me again, we're going to the toy store after this. go watch a show or something. bye."

she literally didn't even ask permission.

turns out she had a full-day itinerary planned since wednesday and deliberately lied about the park just so i wouldn't "interfere with their girl's day."

i’m currently sitting on the couch while my kid is getting completely hyped up on sugar and plastic by a woman who used to ground me for breathing too loud.

grandparents are a completely different breed of criminal.

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

SCARY: 🇪🇺 Europe is currently building a tax system you can't escape. 👇