Ali

only time i set the bar low is for limbo

[Ali @alicarneyy]

@iBMACkin can i be in your corner? i’ll be ali kulina

[Ali @alicarneyy]

brussels sprouts don’t get enough hype

[Ali @alicarneyy]

just made a margarita in front of my dad and he goes “idk i just prefer mine to taste good but to each their own”

[Ali @alicarneyy]

woah this SNL skit of the debate looks so legit

[Ali @alicarneyy]

has this week been a month long for everyone else too or just me

[Ali @alicarneyy]

that’s how bored / delusional i am rn

[Ali @alicarneyy]

i typed this tweet with my dogs paw

[Ali @alicarneyy]

waze & spotify are far more elite than google maps & apple music and you cannot argue with me on this

[Ali @alicarneyy]

I just saw an older lady riding her bike wearing biker shorts and I thought to myself haha she’s hip but then I realized she’s actually just wearing them for what they’re actually made for

[Ali @alicarneyy]

my family gets genuinely pissed off when i crack up at my phone and don’t tell them what i’m laughing at.. then i show them and they get even more pissed because apparently they dont care to see 8 pictures of what my friends would look like as guys

[Ali @alicarneyy]

normalize this

[Ali @alicarneyy]

if you haven’t seen Athlete A yet I suggest you watch.

[Ali @alicarneyy]

no coffee no talkee

[Ali @alicarneyy]

do you drop your phone on the ground at least twice a day too or are you normal

[Ali @alicarneyy]

@iBMACkin that’s what trauma will do to you

[Ali @alicarneyy]

One time I ate so many Pringle’s I threw up and never ate potato chips again. The End.

[Ali @alicarneyy]

@iBMACkin hahahah noo unfortunately this was during my traumatic childhood

[Ali @alicarneyy]

thanks steve ✌🏻😘

[Ali @alicarneyy]

steve madden is daddy

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Juneteenth is henceforth considered a US holiday at Tesla & SpaceX