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I build objects in space • @dsaemerge

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Life tip: if your heart is broken take a break to assemble some furniture without a picture of what it looked like before you took it apart

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@redrawnoxen What is your job!

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@girlcloudnine @offbeatorbit You don’t!

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The worst thing about having a newborn is not being able to see you can see everything

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I pulled a loose thread on my sock. Big mistake

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When do three year olds learn Yes And

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@chorizanthe @Ferrinus An incredible notetaker

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@girlcloudnine Was it a cigarette

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VOTE FOR TATE ☕️ Here’s the mf tea: Filmed In Gaza is in 1st place in #Webbys People’s Voice & they need your votes to WIN: https://t.co/e2IB8oBnoa

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@boneysoups What is the big myth

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two @NBCNews journalists have been reporting on the ground in gaza for two years, with their work largely going uncredited due to security concerns

our latest hourlong doc Filmed in Gaza tells a little bit about their story:

https://t.co/4Jd4Mgl1G3

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@girlcloudnine 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

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@raynefq @boneysoups Happy Halloween I just chipped my tooth on an egg sandwich

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Send this commie where she belongs (a trip to Cuba)

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@mindyisser Does your kid ever wear “girl” clothes? And if so, have you ever noticed a difference in how you see them when they are

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Anybody here remember The Fastest Girl In Connecticut

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The PM announcement is live! I am absolutely thrilled! My vampire novel THE RED SACRAMENT is coming July 2026 from @TitanBooks!

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I can’t wait for everyone to meet these horrible vampires. THE RED SACRAMENT coming July 2026 from @TitanBooks !

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@boneysoups @Ferrinus I thought you were mad at Yuri. For how toxic he is always being

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@boneysoups Innovation

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@chorizanthe Dude