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I build objects in space • @dsaemerge

[albenezer scroogle 🫙 @alicebemusing]

Life tip: if your heart is broken take a break to assemble some furniture without a picture of what it looked like before you took it apart

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@girlcloudnine Was it a cigarette

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VOTE FOR TATE ☕️ Here’s the mf tea: Filmed In Gaza is in 1st place in #Webbys People’s Voice & they need your votes to WIN: https://t.co/e2IB8oBnoa

[albenezer scroogle 🫙 @alicebemusing]

@boneysoups What is the big myth

[𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔧𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 📵 @tatejamesdotcom]

two @NBCNews journalists have been reporting on the ground in gaza for two years, with their work largely going uncredited due to security concerns

our latest hourlong doc Filmed in Gaza tells a little bit about their story:

https://t.co/4Jd4Mgl1G3

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@girlcloudnine 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

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@raynefq @boneysoups Happy Halloween I just chipped my tooth on an egg sandwich

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Send this commie where she belongs (a trip to Cuba)

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@mindyisser Does your kid ever wear “girl” clothes? And if so, have you ever noticed a difference in how you see them when they are

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Anybody here remember The Fastest Girl In Connecticut

[sara PRE-ORDER THE RED SACRAMENT hinkley @boneysoups]

The PM announcement is live! I am absolutely thrilled! My vampire novel THE RED SACRAMENT is coming July 2026 from @TitanBooks!

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I can’t wait for everyone to meet these horrible vampires. THE RED SACRAMENT coming July 2026 from @TitanBooks !

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@boneysoups @Ferrinus I thought you were mad at Yuri. For how toxic he is always being

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@boneysoups Innovation

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@chorizanthe Dude

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Whats a good kind of cake to make two days in advance. Ive never baked a cake but i got an A in chemistry

[albenezer scroogle 🫙 @alicebemusing]

I use my instant pot about twice a week and I just discovered a part of it that I was supposed to be cleaning the whole time

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We spent 6 months investigating a children’s pastor accused of being a serial rapist

His accusers have spent 40 years fighting to stop him. Today he works for disgraced televangelist Jim Bakker and runs a secluded camp for kids in the Ozarks

The story: https://t.co/1FGDD3SIu4

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@chorizanthe That one’s an herbicide one :( I fought it for 15 years in a postage stamp backyard in bk. If I had it now I’d treat with herbicide

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In honor of Mother’s Day I’d like to say: Isaac’s mom, you should have skipped music class on Wednesday with that absolute Niagara Falls of snot you weren’t even bothering to wipe off his little face