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[A L I C Ě @alicehuxtable]

Oh... hello little baby 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[Little Italy Esp Bar @LIEBtweet]

*Customer Notice*

Due to enjoying our job, barely scraping through Covid and taking hits from the ongoing train strikes we will still be open as normal. #independentbusiness #supportusifyoucan

[A L I C Ě @alicehuxtable]

@tonysheps My grandma used to call them Armadillos 🤣🙈

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Remember when people who pointed this out were called conspiracy theorists 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

It's true that we all have 24 hours each day, but each person has different pressures. In Queer Eye, Bobby has 24 hours to renovate a 5 bedroom house. Antoni has 24 hours to throw together a cute lil salad.

[A L I C Ě @alicehuxtable]

@ThatTimWalker @ZimZamZanadine

[A L I C Ě @alicehuxtable]

I will be posting this everywhere because I am so incredibly proud of us 🥰❤
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[Laura Kuenssberg @bbclaurak]

Millions of TV viewers hearing about misadventures in Downing Street without even watching the news...

[Rory Bremner 💙🇺🇦 @rorybremner]

If there was a piss-up at No 10 last Christmas it’s very unlikely Boris organised it. Because, well, you know.

[Neil Oliver @thecoastguy]

If you listen carefully, you can hear the warm, metallic shiver of pennies dropping.

[A L I C Ě @alicehuxtable]

Wtaf is this shit

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Admittance to nightclubs in France is by vaccine passport only. Yet, nightclubs are to close for 4 weeks in France after a surge in cases.

The unvaccinated have been banned from nightclubs since July.

Spot the problem.

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

Tanned me and pale me are 2 completely different people

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'eye-servant' (16th century): one who only works properly or follows the rules when they are being observed.

[A L I C Ě @alicehuxtable]

The comfiest way to watch TV... Obviously 🙈

[A L I C Ě @alicehuxtable]

At 15 months old Autumn is finally starting to actually sleep through the night... I don't want to jinx it BUT halle-fucking-lujah. #parenting

[A L I C Ě @alicehuxtable]

Tryna get my engagement ring in all my photos now huns 🤣😻💁🏽‍♀️

[A L I C Ě @alicehuxtable]

Actually can not cope with how many seasons of RHOBH there are 🤣😫 I can’t possibly parent well AND binge watch that much TV! I think someone needs to start nursery! #priorities

[A L I C Ě @alicehuxtable]

Me: “How do we use so many baby wipes?!”

Autumn on a daily basis: ....