Alice Gray

I am the Queen of the Nile

[Alice Gray @aliceisgray]

I have shot out all the lights and I'm waiting in the dark eat your heart out.

[Alice Gray @aliceisgray]

Any ideas for my morbidly dead xmas tree this year?

[Alice Gray @aliceisgray]

I thank God every day that I was never sexually molested as a child.

[Alice Gray @aliceisgray]

Just had my first threesome, best day of my life ;)

[Alice Gray @aliceisgray]

Was once so high, I drank clear eyes to cure my cotton mouth

[Alice Gray @aliceisgray]

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[Alice Gray @aliceisgray]

Evo4G$360,Addtl Monthly svc charge $10 .. Using the finest multi-bf mgmt system at the touch of your finger tips.. Priceless

[Alice Gray @aliceisgray]

Am dressed in a homemade toga with my wife, stoned and watching the sopranos, I couldn't ask for a better sunday!

[Alice Gray @aliceisgray]

I have absolutely ZERO interest in using meth ... eeww! Now would you please pass me the bong?

[Alice Gray @aliceisgray]

High @notgarybusey !

[Alice Gray @aliceisgray]

My name is Madoff Hitler

[Alice Gray @aliceisgray]

I'm going to jackhammer a songbird as soon as I'm off work.

[Alice Gray @aliceisgray]

I wish I had balls to scratch.

[Alice Gray @aliceisgray]

Boycott Fuckmas this year with me. Only gifts allowed are drugs and alcohol!

[Alice Gray @aliceisgray]

got the best lap dance of my life last night !

[Alice Gray @aliceisgray]

Massive attack killed it! @moogfest http://twitpic.com/32hi7o

[Mountain Oasis @Mtn_Oasis]

You're not alone. #moogfest RT @annabellelee22: I have a feeling @aliceisgray and I will be the only ones dressed up. We do what we want.

[annabelle lee @Annabellelee22]

Is planning on bear trapping @aliceisgray's twat... #themoreyouknow

[Alice Gray @aliceisgray]

once u let the earth flow into ur taint. . . You will then climax from your pervy THINK OFF!

[Alice Gray @aliceisgray]

I love myself so much it hurts, just made the best white russian ive ever tasted. Good morning sunday!