wisest.wizard

I don't even know anymore. welcome to my world

[wisest.wizard @alicemerry]

"Assthma"
Dummy thicc but wheezy af ;)

[wisest.wizard @alicemerry]

@GeorgePilsworth Man it rlly isnt

[wisest.wizard @alicemerry]

Daddy's brown sauce has the same power as eugenics

[wisest.wizard @alicemerry]

Elvis is alive and meryl streep is Dawn French

[wisest.wizard @alicemerry]

Dont wake an unconscious lawnmower

[wisest.wizard @alicemerry]

Police officer starts arresting me for the weed plants they found in my garden.
Me: they're not mine I swear! They were PLANTED

[wisest.wizard @alicemerry]

"I have been known to spin the rainbow gay wheel once or twice"

[wisest.wizard @alicemerry]

America is the worlds shitty default setting

[wisest.wizard @alicemerry]

Its not a stutter it's a REMIIIX

[wisest.wizard @alicemerry]

Example one. The git up started playing when. walking thru a graveyard w people in

[wisest.wizard @alicemerry]

My best n worst habit is when I'm lean I change my ringtone to the most embarrassing n cringey song. Then I forget n it goes o ff at the worst possible times

[wisest.wizard @alicemerry]

My best n worst habit is when I'm lean I change my ringtone to the most embarrassing n cringey song. Then I forget n it goes o ff at the worst possible times

[wisest.wizard @alicemerry]

Rain in south fair or good south good

[wisest.wizard @alicemerry]

Ladies are just laddys without the d

[wisest.wizard @alicemerry]

Chain mail tiddy goth gf: sir tiddie

[wisest.wizard @alicemerry]

10 mins into Netflix and chill and she gets out the cream crackers.

[wisest.wizard @alicemerry]

Nit or be nitted

[wisest.wizard @alicemerry]

Banksy's real name is Banklin

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Hey @jakepaul shut up and give me your lunch money you little pussy

[wisest.wizard @alicemerry]

bEEP BOOP BEEP bitch. This is a robbery!

[wisest.wizard @alicemerry]

The finest knob cheese in all the land mi lady