Alice

Nerd, geek, uOttawa graduate.

[Alice @alicessaraph]

@LaganjaEstranja marring. lol

[Alice @alicessaraph]

@ConcernedApe Add mumps as a bachelor lol

[CBC Ottawa @CBCOttawa]

Some Shoppers Drug Mart staff say they're 'fed up' with pressure to push self-checkout https://t.co/vUt57kRINO #ottnews #ottawa

[Adore Delano @AdoreDelano]

I remember when I had friends.

[Alice @alicessaraph]

Sir, where is your license plate. @OttawaBylaw

[Alice @alicessaraph]

@rogerman99 @WebsterDada @CBCOttawa @fordnation Eliminates hallway patients by eliminating hallways. You just go through a series of patient rooms and offices now

[Alice @alicessaraph]

sniff sniff smell that? It’s called BS.

[CBC Ottawa @CBCOttawa]

Larger high school class sizes will make Ontario students more resilient, education minister says https://t.co/uhl7bweR72 #ottnews #ottawa

[Alice @alicessaraph]

@ctvottawa @digitrev

[Alice @alicessaraph]

@avadear806 @CBCOttawa @BayshoreOttawa Why is the mall responsible for others’ behaviour? That is just silly. Security responded and the damage had already been done. The police need to find these criminals after which the family can sue for the cost of dental work and trauma.

[Alice @alicessaraph]

@MadMadau @TrinityTheTuck Good point, though less effective when I use it to explain why no, Tim, I do not want to have sex with you when I hardly know you from a total of twelve short interactions in person that follows a script basically. lol

[Alice @alicessaraph]

@ghosty4 @TrinityTheTuck You would think season 10 would have tipped them off with the good side, bad side challenge. Jeez Louise. The show is heavily edited and certain aspects are emphasized for more drama and thus more “entertainment” = more viewers = more $$$. Doy!

[Alice @alicessaraph]

@CBCOttawa @nickjboisvert ugh can Ford keep his tiny hands away from the education of the next generation; he is an embarassment.

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

The New Zealand shooter's manifesto was entirely written to sow discord.

Of course PewDiePie, Fortnite, Spyro the Dragon, and Candace Owens aren't to blame.

But Candace's response is unforgivable. Heartless.

She played right into the narrative he wrote for her.

[Cancerion @saleemmehmood8]

#MuslimsAreNotTerrorists
New Zealand mosque gunman was Australian right-wing 'terrorist': Australia PM.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

"It is clear that this can now only be described as a terrorist attack"

49 people have been killed in shootings at two mosques in Christchurch, New Zealand

[tap to expand] https://t.co/YclPEtGejq

[Alice @alicessaraph]

Finally #aheadofthegame by having listened to Sweet but Psycho on repeat for weeks before it became radio material / popular. Trendsetting for once #trendsetter

[Alice @alicessaraph]

@CBCOttawa *its placement is contrary to regulations agreed upon at time of purchase FTFY

[Alice @alicessaraph]

@digitrev

[LeahLarocque @LeahCTV]

Crews out in Blackburn hamlet clearing chunks of ice getting ready for tomorrow’s big melt @ctvottawa @CFRAOttawa