alida like salida

cheese stick connoisseur • professional donut taster • creep • she/her

[alida like salida @alidamaggiore]

My parents just showed me this sign that their neighbors have up and I could not be more proud 🤗❤️

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

I don't wanna make a broad generalization but you have to admit it's at least *interesting* that everyone who likes Elon Musk is the biggest loser you've ever met.

[Emily Galvin-Almanza @GalvinAlmanza]

Just spent 40 minutes filming cops in Redwood City CA. Let me tell you what I saw.

[awrealya, m.a. @BlkMissFrizzle]

What I’ve gathered since covid began is that Americans, no matter the race or class, do not like being told what to do. They will simply defy things off the strength that because they are American, and we are a free country, that translates to “I don’t have to.” W/ no real reason

[Americas Boyfiend @VeeChattie]

Apple banned Grindr from the App Store. Starting the day after tomorrow you won’t be able to buy and sell erotica on eBay. Texas just functionally banned strippers under 21 and abortion. We are descending into a Christian dystopia and y’all don’t want to see it. They won’t stop.

[alida like salida @alidamaggiore]

What the fuck is going on

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

bipartisanship is not that hard. whenever I want to do something I just ask the worst person I’ve ever met to sign off on it. if he says no and tries to kill me, I respect that

[Rads @_radsy]

babies born in the hospital are delivered, babies born at home are DiGiorno

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

unfortunately we will not cover the medicine that keeps you from throwing up from pain every month. but we have a good reason! a lady ate an apple in our favorite book

[alida like salida @alidamaggiore]

@yagalkatie Report that bitch anyway

[Bernard Farquart @BernardFarquart]

@Ddog10000 @tkerssen @disclosetv Conservatives: We need the 2nd amendment so we can stockpile massive arsenals of military-grade weapons to fight back against the state if it becomes tyrannical and oppressive

Black people: *Fights back against a tyrannical and oppressive state*

Conservatives: Not like that

[alida like salida @alidamaggiore]

@yagalkatie Reclaim The Block (Minneapolis) - works towards anti-police community safety. They're getting my money today too

[Zach Stafford @ZachStafford]

Never forget that a black journalist was arrested before the police officer who killed George Floyd.

[alida like salida @alidamaggiore]

a brief history of minneapolice:

[UNICORN RIOT @UR_Ninja]

Yesterday’s tragedy is hardly the first instance of @MinneapolisPD killing black people and sparking outrage.

In 2015, MPD shot Jamar Clark, a black man who was handcuffed at the time of his death.

Protesters responded by occupying a police precinct:

https://t.co/BbqbLnFG1G

[alida like salida @alidamaggiore]

Nothing like spending your normal commute in pitch darkness to kickstart the seasonal depression

[alida like salida @alidamaggiore]

Look at this beautiful smoothie bowl that mere minutes later was forgotten on top of the car and lost forever

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

open to nonmonogamy if it means two very tall people hold my hands while we walk and swing me during big steps

[alida like salida @alidamaggiore]

@KatieG_Raves Throw the friend away

[alida like salida @alidamaggiore]

@AP_Manley I've gotta get working on my lucid dreaming skills then

[alida like salida @alidamaggiore]

Does anyone know how to get over a shitty dream about your boyfriend without taking it out on your actual boyfriend?