Lori

19 | 🇬🇧📍| he/him ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ ~ alien boy from outer space who loves to dress cute (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)♡

[Lori @alien_lori]

@ogrukiat it’s finally my moment

[Lori @alien_lori]

@ArcticRel0ad lowkey just wanted a cheap car that drives and is cheap

[Lori @alien_lori]

I NEED A DRIVING TEST CANCELLATION NOW NOW NOW I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE I DESERVE TO BE ON THE ROAD!!!

[Lori @alien_lori]

yo i lowkey got a cancellation we are so back

[Lori @alien_lori]

I NEED A DRIVING TEST CANCELLATION NOW NOW NOW I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE I DESERVE TO BE ON THE ROAD!!!

[Lori @alien_lori]

@sodayeena genuinely wish i was making this up

[Lori @alien_lori]

@HollowOfSix @here_for95244 @Fe_Saibot looking through your account and it’s like the examples they show us in safeguarding training of what would-be terrorists post before they strike

[Lori @alien_lori]

happy gay month here is me standing in front of a gay person

[Lori @alien_lori]

@_Kirbwithaknife why would i wear a maid outfit? i am no one’s servant. if anything, i’m like the overlord of earthians if we really think about it!

[Lori @alien_lori]

no more dressing cute from now on i will only embody the cool older brother stereotype

[Lori @alien_lori]

kidding!

[Lori @alien_lori]

i don’t know anything about furry drama i just wanted to feel included

[lil fasty⛧ @liltoasterz]

we got some real detectives in the fandom

[Lori @alien_lori]

@TexicanSummer oh so that’s why it’s purring

[Lori @alien_lori]

ew ew ewwwww this thing just crawled in my blanket with me what do i do help

[Lori @alien_lori]

@killercarcass don’t get me wrong i absolutely do not want children 😭 they’re great! but i love giving them back at the end of the day and having time to myself

[Lori @alien_lori]

working with children be like “yeah i drew a picture of you getting stung by two giant wasps, do you like it”

[Lori @alien_lori]

@slitherwinglove idk having seizures mid class

[Lori @alien_lori]

@glacilan ahh you see, it may not be very obvious here but the paper itself is actually green

[Lori @alien_lori]

@AriTheDumb i’m scared