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ADIOS MUCHACHOS

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Heri wewe yako ni ya Samsung S21, niliscan yenye nilikunywa jana ikaniletea Itel a60. Siguzi pombe tena akiangai.

[Degrata @Degrata254]

Nimescan mzinga ya KC ginger ilikua apa 😭😭😂

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Kwa bafu is where he draws the line

[❄️NKATHA 🌸 @Nkatha_Miritii]

One thing about Kimani, he’s gonna be consistent in everythaaanggg! I mean EVERYTHING.😂 And I like that for him💯

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Tulisema hakuna kudelete😂😂😂😂

[Careless Driver★ @sojuthedriver]

Hey @grok some me my report card based on my account

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show me my report card based on my X account
@grok

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RIP😭😭😭😭🕊️🕊️🕊️

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

How do you guys use whatsapp with the new updates 😭

["Luca" @jaoyugiss]

Kama kawaida umaskini ndio adui,,,
Iko offer mzuri nimepata ya 2bob per follower na singeacha juu rent imekaribia😂

Kwa sai acha nilipe badge hii pande ingine @tristyterry nianze nikiwa fresh

[Eunnah @exceleunnah254]

Unpopular opinion: When a man loses a woman as a result of his own mistakes, he will never get over her even if he marries.

That is the fumble of a lifetime.

[mlaguzi🚬 @omwanba_]

If you knew how easy it is to bag a girl that is interested in you, you will never simp

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

Dissapoint your family early, to be FREE.

End of class

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

Whoever said what doesn't kill you makes you stronger left out the part where it also leaves you with more anger, pain and confusion than you don't know what to do with.

[Robie @robie473]

People will bury and forget you within weeks unless you leave a LEGACY.

[mlaguzi🚬 @omwanba_]

A few days ago, I sent her a screenshot of her ex-boyfriend in a chat. I just wanted her to know that after they broke up, he immediately got a new girlfriend. They were exchanging sweet comments on YouTube. I wanted to show her that if he could find new love, she should be

[T-BAG🇰🇪 @tbagcity]

I thought I could open up to my therapist until he called the police on me

[RYAN @AB_RAYN26]

A broke man chases women. Women focus on hustlers. A hustler chases God, money, and fixing himself.

[Ayomiposi✍️ @jokotagbaposi]

My wife demanded half of the $300,000 my mother left me after she died.

Her argument was simple:

“We were married when you received it, so it belongs to both of us.”

I thought she was angry about the money.

I was wrong.

[Kenyaan_coco @Kenyan_Coco]

This user is in a very bad mood proceed with caution ⚠️

[Bro From Siaya @_Sakko]

Take a cab or, better yet, drive yourself around Nairobi on a Sunday, buana. You’ll see just how beautiful this city really is. No traffic, no noise, no hawkers, no chaos just empty roads, fresh air, and pure bliss.

Honestly, driving around Nairobi on Sundays is therapeutic. It’s like the city itself has gone for therapy and decided to give you a free session too. You get to cruise peacefully, clear your mind, enjoy the scenery, and actually appreciate Nairobi without the usual madness. Sometimes all you need is a full tank, good music, empty roads, and nowhere to rush to. Pure therapy.