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® Sweat not the small stuff🧐 °¢

°¢ Didier Drogba ~Chelsea👤💪 °¢

°¢ London will forever be blue💙 ®

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[victor 🖤🦇 @vector_olal]

God wanted to play football, he had to shorten his name from Messiah to Messi

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

I could never be Cop cuz wym we just found $20mil & we turning it all in

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

parents' phones make notification sounds I've never heard in my life

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

what a privilege it is to be exhausted by an ambition of your own choosing

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[teddy 🇨🇿 @esarhaddon__]

You ever see an international student so wealthy, you immediately know their parents are part of their nation’s troubles?

[miia @miiagarro]

i be in my room like an inmate

[J🍒 @Badgrlj__]

My momma always told me you can be dead ass right but the way you handle shit can make you wrong as well.

[• يمنى♡• @yumnah_elkhabir]

thissssss

[MJ⭐️ @mj_brouno]

Siku njema huonekana pesa ikiingia, fuck that asubuhi shit

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Consistency is crazy because you could be consistently doing rubbish

[Kestin @keskanana]

"Nakuanga very careful me humove ka sniper story zangu hutawahi skia” It’s just rent free in my head

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The fastest way to kill a good idea is asking ten people what they think.

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"If i were you" might be the most pointless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i did cuz you'd be me

[27. @dimvji]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[gem @giannascoli]

if alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.

[016🍃🗿 @skengpen]

I love being around people who don’t see silence as awkward.