Tier One

Live and let live, Open-minded, Chelsea die hard, I follow back 💯

[Chimaforkeeps🧘🏾☮️ @Chimaforkeeps]

But if my dick refuses to stand after you undress, it means I have erectile dysfunction?

And the problem couldn’t possibly be that your nakedness isn’t sexy enough to turn me on? 😂😂

People will never accept that they might be the problem. Take that dry coochie out of my face, joor.

[Joshua Samuel @opeyemi2j]

economy so bad you will be thinking you made financial mistake but all you did was buy bread.

[Saniya Dhawan @SaniyaDhawan1]

Turns out that uninstalling instagram and not knowing what everyone is upto 24/7, is indeed good for your mental health.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Learn to say NO and also learn to accept NO

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

''Canteen za shule zifungwe kwa sababu ndizo zinauza viberiti za kuchoma shule''-President Ruto's aide, Farouk Kibet, proposes a solution to the recent wave of school fires.

[𓆩♱𓆪 @ymvym8]

the funniest thing about social anxiety is that nobody is thinking about you that much

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Her: Our relationship is over

Me: Our relationship is what? Over

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Lock in. Life is full of surprises, you could be here next year.

[Kamal @LumpOfCFC]

Putting Garnacho in one of our greatest all time kits is blasphemy

[Bigstepper @Will_Mureithi]

Caption aside, how did Nairobi become so ugly mahn

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

I once smashed this thick babe for 20 minutes, and right when i was about to cum, she told me that my d!ck wasn't even in😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏆 Florentino Pérez: “The fight for the 16th Champions League starts today”.

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[Adesuwa💞💋 @faesuwa]

So after calling everyone "my love", what will you call your actual love??

[Kerry 🇰🇪 @kerubo_hillary]

I think we need a new label for people born between 1997 and 2000 or even stretch to 2003 there

These are Gen z who have more of millenial experience

[A.W.O.L @krazygb]

Armed guys on bodas robbing ppl on school lane brookside westlands at 3pm on a Sunday afternoon.
As usual spring valley police are quiet!!

[Môshkï @Mr_Moshki]

Sahi kuna dem ya mtu anapikia salaried nigga akiwa amevaa oversized t shirt yake cum ikidrip kwa mapaja

[David @dqveed]

Real bad bitches don't have a 'prime' they are always in their prime. Chronically. Simple

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

The amount of work required just to be a mid fella is insane

[ٰ @he1smar0]

Lucy Liu in 2012 Lucy Liu in 2026