Alien Agogo

Multi-award-winning alien.
Extra-Terrestrial, non-citizen.
As seen on the SMASH adverts
He/It/Et.

[Alien Agogo @alienagogo]

Wikipedia defines aliens as 'Hypothetical'.

Excuse me while I have an existential crisis

We're not really here. #aliensarereal

[Alien Agogo @alienagogo]

"I read the paragraphs, I read very well"

[Alien Agogo @alienagogo]

Elon and Trump's falling out is everything we hoped for and more.

[Alien Agogo @alienagogo]

@lexfridman Ditto.

[Alien Agogo @alienagogo]

104% 84% 10% and 25%

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

💯

[Ben Jennings @BJennings90]

Latest @guardian cartoon
#TrumpTariffs

https://t.co/a8Xk7dzJg2

[Alien Agogo @alienagogo]

@thatsKAIZEN I love made up posts.

[Alien Agogo @alienagogo]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump I saw this and thought of you. #uksnow

[Alien Agogo @alienagogo]

One of my neighbours made a welcoming space rocket snowman for me. Thank you 🙂
I hope you all like it. #uksnow

[starheal @starheal]

Aliens will come down so we don’t destroy Earth. They watch us. We are like cavemen compared to them. https://t.co/DJ07H9C4jQ

[Alien Agogo @alienagogo]

@elonmusk @LeoKearse They don't. Dummy.

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

NASA shared this video showing carbon dioxide emissions moving through earth's atmosphere. The video was created by Supercomputers, using insane amounts of Data from satellites.

[Sabine Hossenfelder @skdh]

can confirm kettle eats 2kW tho we just call it a water boiler

[terry christian @terrychristian]

Slag the 1990s off - high youth unemployment etc - but with the whole Madchester thing and rave thing we created a feeling of togetherness . That's the vibe I always hoped would radiate from a show like The Word . Inclusivity , community fun . What happened to us

[Robert Graham @robertgraham]

It's kinda like how Elon Musk has promising Full Self Driving on Teslas for years without delivering, he's also failing at delivering civil war in Europe.

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

This is a real photo captured from Earth. This is Mars the moment it emerged after being occulted by the moon, captured with my 14” telescope and formatted as a mobile wallpaper if you want it.

I’m posting my work as mobile wallpapers daily, I’ll do another tomorrow. Stay tuned!

[Alien Agogo @alienagogo]

@campbellclaret @elonmusk You're not a funny man, Elon, you're just not that type.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

We discuss @elonmusk on the podcast tomorrow. Someone who knows him explained that being rich and famous and quite powerful isn’t enough. What he really wants is for people to think that he is really funny. And it really makes him angry that nobody does. So he keeps trying harder. And gets angrier. And sillier. And nastier. And then ends up loving being loved by fascists.

[Alien Agogo @alienagogo]

@KTHopkins Oh, stop it. Your and Elon's egos are the only issue here.
I'll flash my perfect, pink arse over the Houses of Parliament if there's a civil war.

[Alien Agogo @alienagogo]

Clock's ticking on the edit button. Will the BBC change island to Ireland within an hour? Exciting.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Extreme heat across island now more likely - study https://t.co/Mdaalg88vM

[Alien Agogo @alienagogo]

@rosie_52 @ThePhotoHour I like his little hat.