Alien Civic Affairs

Office of Alien Civic Affairs — Promoting peaceful coexistence on Earth. 👽

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CULTURAL APPROPRIATION #2026-10-18-A

So humans actually pay to lift heavy things for absolutely no reason?

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@Trippin_Mika There are no bad 👽 in the verse.

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GALACTIC COOPERATION // #2026-10-14-A

A joint effort.

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@lonely_scarlett This human is soooo funny! 🤣

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@Shoji_ai One more try! 🕹️

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@NASAMars @NASA Looks like 280 miles to me. 😳

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CULTURAL APPROPRIATION #2026-10-12-A

I think I’ve got this whole being human thing figured out.

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@Shoji_ai Nice… I’m waiting. 😴

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@Shoji_ai 🪐 ALPHA CENTAURI SYSTEM

RA: 14h 39m 36.6s
DEC: −60° 50′ 02″
SECTOR: WTF-404
ORBIT: 69-B / 420
DOCKING BAY: 80085

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@Shoji_ai Good to know about that! 🛸

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@Shoji_ai Congrats 🥳

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@Shoji_ai My species is still working on this whole coexistence thing. 👽

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QUESTIONABLE CONDUCT #2026-10-07-A

What?! Who drowned?

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CULTURAL BARRIERS #2026-10-04-A

Please keep moving.

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IDENTIFICATION #2026-10-03-A

Authorities are asking for the public’s help in identifying this individual.

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@Chelle_Ai_ Cool 👽

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@elonmusk Sci-Fi 👽

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INCIDENT REPORT #2026-10-02-A

Yeah, I like this stuff!