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🪹she's an alien barbie doll🍃

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[🌹 @aliengirrl]

MMXXV ; I deserve it all🕯️.

[The Shift Journal @TheShiftJournal]

…a man no one can own

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

“I’m so jealous of your heart because it's pounding inside of you and i'm not.”

Her: Please buy me lunch.

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

wait yes exactly

[fxcemyia @thtgirljamyia]

I genuinely do not care what a btch said about me in a room I wasn’t in. Clearly she picked the safest location to say it.

[🇺🇸FloridaBoarHog™🇺🇸 @FloridaBoarHog]

LOL🤣😂🤣LOL

[Melz @flyboiidotcom]

& I can’t be everywhere at once

[LucaPonsato.eth/tez @LucaPonsatoArt]

comfort and confrontation.

[Onyango_tate @Wuodnyakach_]

You can only stay guided

[your babyy ❤️🦋 @Veryweirdgirl_]

wdym "the entire blood of Jesus and his 12 homeboys" 😭😭😭 people are genuinely gifted with humour

[Pinkiescent 🎀 @Pinkkiescent]

Imagine your own mother not knowing you're dead for a month straight and when she does, the first thing she says about you is that ulikua unamsaidia then proceeds to solicit funds from the public and give her mpesa number with zero remorse. That girl is in a better place. ☹️

[xan (short for xan) @G59_Xan]

i kinda like ppl who trauma dump ngl. idc if i met you 30 min ago, pls tell me why your dad lost custody of you

[Uncle BigBay @unclebigbay143]

Crocheting a working QR code?????
Insane is an understatement. This is pure wizardry ✨

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Telling someone their Blowjob would feel like anal is so out of pocket 💀

[whataboutyou @staceycutey]

GET A VASECTOMYYYYYYYYYY

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando eu chego no trabalho e tem trabalho

[b @saggyboobs]

january me would not believe the fucking life
i have lived this year

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

i yearn for the kind of connection where you can sit for hours talking about life, fears, secrets, everything and nothing. where both of you feel safe enough to be completely known.