kool girl

hey

[kool girl @alienluvr]

no matter what time it is u better believe it is definitely already past my bedtime

[kool girl @alienluvr]

i would simultaneously trust my therapist more and also less if she told me that my problems were because of venus retrograde

[kool girl @alienluvr]

there’s something very humbling about putting pig tails in your hair on your 29th birthday and as you section your hair just finding endless greys

[kool girl @alienluvr]

danny devito in matilda using super super glue on the bumper and explaining that welding is too much work is such frank reynolds vibes im screaming

[kool girl @alienluvr]

i go back and forth on what’s really the most taurus thing about me and i’m pretty sure it’s that i think spending money will always make me feel better

[kool girl @alienluvr]

you ever do so much healing and growing on your own that you’re like “damn i wish i had a therapist to read this text message to bc it’s fire i’m so mature”

[kool girl @alienluvr]

forgot to wrap my friends christmas gift and now it’s the end of january so i will be placing it inside one target bag that will be placed inside several other target bags to keep the suspense alive

[kool girl @alienluvr]

i’m not a “new year new me” girl and i’m not interested in holidays, but i’m feeling very symbolic recently and now i’m stressed about the symbolism of tomorrow and sunday so okay i guess

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Taurus energy

[kool girl @alienluvr]

@damnsomeonedied it wouldn’t be a stressful memory if you were ;)

[kool girl @alienluvr]

just had a very vivid and stressful memory of just waiting for the loop in the middle of winter at the mamaroneck stop and its haunting me

[kool girl @alienluvr]

officially adding android users into my list of red-flags

[kool girl @alienluvr]

i got invited to go bowling later in the month and then got roasted when i said i don’t have bowling shoes??? who has bowling shoes?? do i need my own pair??? what the fuck

[kool girl @alienluvr]

so after avoiding doctors for years, i just became friends w one and when i was describing last time i was sick/ the fever i ignored he hit me w the “so that was your body literally breaking down idk how you’re okay without being in an ice bath in a hospital” so oops i guess???

[kool girl @alienluvr]

u ever just sitting down doing nothing watching some netflix and then spontaneously burst out into full body hives or is that just me

[kool girl @alienluvr]

me, when i meet a pisces: goodbye

[kool girl @alienluvr]

everytime they say vecna in stranger things all i can think of is peter venkman so i’ve spent the better part of this season thinking about bill murray

[kool girl @alienluvr]

i’m the type of person who can do anything as long as i don’t think about what i’m about to do, but once i start to think about it i immediately become too anxious and can’t do anything

[kool girl @alienluvr]

unhinged at stop and shop

[kool girl @alienluvr]

my toxic trait is wanting to be friends with every girl i see in the gym

[kool girl @alienluvr]

two glasses of wine in and all i can think about is the box of black hair dye in my closet