Jennifer Costo

Failed artist turned doomed writer.

[Jennifer Costo @aliennshe]

Men really want a manic pixie dream girl until the mania shows up.

[Jennifer Costo @aliennshe]

Kissed a cute boy, found Of Human Bondage at a free library, caught a glimpse of the top of Kamala Harris’ head, and saw some furries take advantage of Halloween to let their freak flag fly.

What have you done in the last 12 hours?

[Jennifer Costo @aliennshe]

Another question: has anyone been kicked out of a Pilates class for being buzzed? 😬

[Jennifer Costo @aliennshe]

Should I pregame my Pilates class I unintentionally booked for two hours after work.

[Jennifer Costo @aliennshe]

Chihiro’s father in Spirited Away is clearly a cop or at the very least a boot licker, but we’re not ready to have that conversation yet.

[popcultureangel @lohanisgod]

lindsay lohan and vanessa minnillo’s coked out knife photoshoot at sean lennon’s apartment, 2006

[Cʅҽɱҽɳƚιɳҽ💜 @_theeunicorn_]

This was every bad b!tch’s favorite movie 😌

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Oh shit lol. Twitter HQ in San Francisco tonight

[Jennifer Costo @aliennshe]

I’m at the Tegan and Sara show and I’ve never seen so many business casual lesbians in my life.

[hot girl midsommar @verymimi]

some of you need to TRY a GUY named jesus christ

[Jennifer Costo @aliennshe]

This shouldn’t need to be said - but if you are THAT afraid of public transportation maybe don’t move to a city.

[CALL THE COPS, I’M OFF ME CHOPS @Big_Billb]

where were you when the queen died

[Jennifer Costo @aliennshe]

I think a Peaches show may be the ultimate sobriety test. Wish me luck! 😬

[Jennifer Costo @aliennshe]

How did I never realize just how much my ex looked (and honestly acted) like Nathan Fielder before? 🤯

[Jennifer Costo @aliennshe]

Would love to be a chic mysterious cool girl, but I never can seem to shut the hell up.

[Jennifer Costo @aliennshe]

Just tried to watch a horror film starring Ethan Hawke from 2012, and after recently seeing the Black Telephone I’ve come to the conclusion that any horror film he is in is destined to be trash.

[Laura Kat 🐱 @Katparty666]

32 in the suburbs is 45 and 32 in the city is 22. I can’t explain but I’m right.

[Jennifer Costo @aliennshe]

Never been offered a multivitamin after a one night stand before. This is 30, I guess.

[Jennifer Costo @aliennshe]

Okay this was meant to be a joke. Jesus.

[Jennifer Costo @aliennshe]

I need a sugar daddy to pay my Criterion Channel subscription, please. 😭