Lobster Lifter 3000

✨I don’t know what I’m doing, but I hope the gods are getting a kick out of it✨

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

They used to air this concert a lot on VH1 a lot when I was very little and that drum camera view of Mick Fleetwood is stuck in my head

[Karl // 𝘨𝘢𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘵 @gaymeatkarl]

So fucking good it’s crazy

[cowboy postbop @cowboy_postbop]

thinking about that thing Nick Kroll said to Hill on the James Franco roast where he’s like “a lot of people are gonna bring up your weight tonight but not enough are going to bring up what an asshole you’ve become”

[g 🧚🏾‍♀️ 🫐 @edebiriii]

Andrew turning his whole body towards them, Julia about to knock out the journalists knees, Ayo looking at her publicist before answering that dumbass interviewer anyway like this video is art 😭

[frillylittlething @frillylittleth1]

Exactly why this is the funniest picture of all time

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

It’s remarkable that you can say Jurassic Park has “no big themes” when Jeff Goldblum looks directly into the camera and says, “Worship of technology with no limits or ethical restraints will be the ruin of humanity.”

[moose @mooseincrisis]

thank you.

[Vannah🎀 @psavannahhh]

Cause why would Beyonce wear that wig bruh LDMSKSKSKSSK

[` @Evadivalore]

Her house burned down, the man she loved for over a decade cheated on her, she lost her voice, and her own father walked away when she needed him most. And through it all, she kept going, holding herself together. My heart aches for her. This song was meant for her

[Santi Ruiz @rSanti97]

I did literally nothing to provoke this

[joomfie @fairyfountain]

i went to a louis sachar book talk last summer and he told us how he was supposed to have a non-speaking cameo in the holes movie but accidentally said Two words and then had to register with sag and still gets residual checks for his role as an actor LOL

[Josh Leibner @JoshLeibner]

My neighbor texted me to see if I had looked at my doorbell/camera footage from when the landscapers came by. I asked if there was an issue...

[Ingrid Guthrie @IngGuthrie]

SMDH

[Red From Boulder Punch 2.0 @RedLReviews]

This movie is unironically a perfect Ghost Rider adaptation because the plot is nothing you haven't seen before and the characters are pretty flat

But fuck man every once in a while you see the Actual Coolest Thing you've ever seen before and so you can kinda forgive it

[Mike @hammerito]

Unfortunately the song of the summer is, for the 28th year in a row, Smooth by Santana feat. Rob Thomas

[🔞Echoritus 🍉🌻 PHM era 🌌 SPOILERS & LEAKS @echoritus]

He was KEN in BARBIE why are we treating him like unknown indie actor bruh

[Cordelia The Fool @WanderingChord]

I love how you can tell Matt Damon had a moment of realizing that John Krasinski isn't cool or chill.

[IG: OHBEVIN @theroyalbadness]

Actually she should've been a Broadway star. This her at 15. They watered her down

[NotoriousPigeon @NotoriousReborn]

Having a guy who was in the biggest film series of all time and got paid jack shit for it is lowkey the guy you want in charge of making sure actors get a fair deal