my name alien

:)

[✰ @idonotexistelol]

First thing I'm doing on GTA 6 is taking off Lucia's shoes ngl

[Anakin Skywanker @justpearthings]

Dick too fat doctor had me taking girth control pills

[just a lil’ guy @justin_al3x]

my fetish is kindness. also i like piss and feet.

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

You ever see yourself from the side and wonder how anyone could ever love you

[Anthony @KirbyCheatFurby]

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IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE spaghetti! WHERE YOU DON'T WANNA Die

EVERYTHING IS [hotel mario voice) gay EVERYBODY mama luigi!

YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY BUT YOU WANNA JUSTIFY

RIPPING SOMEONE'S pingas! OFF

[m̶̛̦͖̯͚̜͔͕͈̰̎̇̈́͛̽́̋͋i̴̬̰̽̔͗́l̵̢̲̤̱͚̭̠̂̆͊͗̿̉̏̓͘͝ @MilkGoesInLast]

i lied there's no sex

put your clothes back on you're gonna watch me build bad decks

[ٰ @earth3ngel]

who up giving all they blood for the sweetness of her laughter

[keiran @keiran111111]

Hiding in her bush like we in fortnite

[Cookie @mirasolariss]

you could be the love of my life and i would still call you “bro”

[Deconstructed Cachapa @AntiClimaco]

The lion actually concerns himself with all kinds of things and is kinda struggling right now

[ary @aryuus]

i want to kill someone preferably myself

[Stunzeed Has Swag @AssholeMuncher2]

The lion is considering permanent solutions to temporary problems

[wind @pacificarchi]

does anyone else feel like theyve wasted their life and that it cant be undone

[atari 🍉 @atari404]

the summer i fucking shoot myself in the head

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

FAT MAIDENS GET BEHIND ME!!! AND IN FRONT OF ME!!! PERCHANCE ATOP
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[average ponsuke enjoyer @pibbleponsuke]

i feel miserable and lonely and tired

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

does an everything shower include jerking off and cutting yourself