You have just crash landed on Twitter, and staggered from the smouldering wreckage of your ship.
You are now completely alone in a strange world.
Desperate for information, provisions, and possibily a bit of medical attention.
But most of all, you are desperate for...
FRIENDSHIP!
Finally, this is it! Someone needs your help!
You cam fulfill that lifelong dream of being an action hero!
Okay, you've actually only had said dream for the past ten seconds but that's irrelevant!
Your help is needed!
You tell your friend that yes, this is correct.
carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling @alienvasionof1
CG: HEY...CARAPACIAN GUY, DONT YOU HAVE LIKE TELEPORTATION POWERS OR SOMETHING?
CG: I CANT CONTACT JOHN FOR SOME REASON, I THINK HE'S BEEN LONG DEAD IN THIS UNIVERSE.
CG: AREN'T YOU LIKE INTER-DIMENSIONAL OR SOMETHING?
@carcinoGennic The first thing that happens when you arrive, is you trip and fall.
Once you stand up, you give a rather (supposedly) nonchalant thumbs up, and offer your hand for him to grab.