Angelie

narcissistic license | 25

[Angelie @alieversus]

writing is the most romantic thing a girl can do without taking her clothes off

[Angelie @alieversus]

The other day I got paid for a part-time job, then spent the night with a man. When he left for work I was still hungry so I had quite a big meal at jollibee + with my moveit fare I went home with less than I had before.

Today, I woke up to a message that he sent me money hehehe

[fran 🍡 @i8nilou]

spending my last 500 on jollibee to test if god rly provides

[Angelie @alieversus]

Whyyyy did he fuck me so good now we gon have a problem

[Angelie @alieversus]

Horrifying revelation in a girl's life that your 3-month situationship might be your best friend in the entire world

[Angelie @alieversus]

Watching young sheldon and rooting for george to leave mary for brenda

[Angelie @alieversus]

Ano kaya thought process ng mga angkas rider at grab driver na mag aaccept ng booking tapos pagkatapos mo hintayin biglang sasabihin na may issue pala sa vehicle nila ? Tangina niyo talaga kalalaking tao mga perwisyo sa lipunan

[very tall bart @TallBart]

He said son, when you glow up, would you be the savior of the chopped, the busted, and the wack?

[Angelie @alieversus]

@chenchenwrites personally I can trace it back to when they used it in Grey's Anatomy

[Angelie @alieversus]

😟

[Shmooogan Shmooosey @UngluedToast]

Y'all are going to have to stop naming your cats Miso and Mochi man cut it out

[Angelie @alieversus]

I think people are being too mean to that eagle that got attacked by 30 monkeys :/

[Angelie @alieversus]

I mean I don't know that. But I am gonna make him marry me so I cannot testify against him 🤞🏼

[Angelie @alieversus]

I have access to the government database and able to look up intel on anyone who enters or leaves the country. Of course my boyfriend's doing something illegal.

[Angelie @alieversus]

The only time I ever found carrie bradshaw attractive was in that episode where she had straight hair

[Angelie @alieversus]

Panget ng moveit talaga lakas makabwiset ng araw

[Rayji de Guia @rayjideguia]

pwede bang wag n'yong ikumpara ang ao3 sa pagsusulat ng panitikan. nakakainsulto. this is from someone na dating nagsusulat d'yan.

[Angelie @alieversus]

I'm so fucking happy

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I’m the Lena Dunham at Every Party I’ve Ever Been to

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

the “suspicious timing” always pisses me off bc as someone who barely escaped a sexual assault by a much older man in college, the last thing i ever wanted to do was talk about it bc the story made me sound like an idiot. but if he ever ran for office, i’d certainly be compelled

[Angelie @alieversus]

This is how I got my ex back (he broke no contact and wanted to be fwb)

[ave ~.~ @lane_departure]

spitting game that is unfathomable to the average yearner

[K @emokidshitpostr]

Im highkey my own abuser if you think about it

[Angelie @alieversus]

I have none of that my breakup still haunts me at my internship only a few days after sleeping with my ex again

[𝔱𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔯 ִ ࣪𖤐 @badbituary]

no one tells you this but heartbreaks cap at 48 hours when you have a job you’re excited go to and a beautiful clean apartment and a lot of gorgeous friends and financial stability and creativity and ambition and a heart of gold