𝔱𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔯 ִ ࣪𖤐

[𝔱𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔯 ִ ࣪𖤐 @badbituary]

post hysterectomy i matched my high school crush on tinder and loaned him $40 to renew his drivers lisence because he just got out of jail and he ghosted me after i sent a 3 minute long voice message explaining my most prominent astrological transits. no one warns you about this

[girl ? @bordywordy]

do u fw girls that spend their days off sleeping all day and eating like shit and drawing pictures of u

[𝔱𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔯 ִ ࣪𖤐 @badbituary]

@bordywordy me neither until now .. previously never met an onion i wouldn’t eat but these were very mushy .. cut them open and the colour was weird .. also one was sprouting a green onion

[𝔱𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔯 ִ ࣪𖤐 @badbituary]

onions went bad. don’t have onions now my life is a nightmare

[𝔱𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔯 ִ ࣪𖤐 @badbituary]

in the 9th house at that ! Please

[𝔱𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔯 ִ ࣪𖤐 @badbituary]

every 6 months we have “do people with the three of swords tattoo know what it means” discourse like Yes ..?some of us have a venus conjunct saturn in pisces.? I am so sorrry you pussies cannot fathom the significance of The Lessons. i pity u truly

[𝔱𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔯 ִ ࣪𖤐 @badbituary]

having a fan with a remote is the most beautiful thing in the world

[𝔱𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔯 ִ ࣪𖤐 @badbituary]

after one glass of red wine i am Girl Who is Going to Be Okay

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things

[𝔱𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔯 ִ ࣪𖤐 @badbituary]

snacks at Dollarama are basically just like their gas station counterparts but just slightly to the left

[𝔱𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔯 ִ ࣪𖤐 @badbituary]

calling it early but my favourites this month are splatoon 3, taylor fladgate late bottled vintage, arika, my job, embarrassing myself in pursuit of human connection, and the Dollarama

[𝔱𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔯 ִ ࣪𖤐 @badbituary]

good morning it’s substance o’clock

[𝔱𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔯 ִ ࣪𖤐 @badbituary]

in my dream bus go where ever i want

[𝔱𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔯 ִ ࣪𖤐 @badbituary]

god i am so excited to go to sleep and dream about being on public transit. i am shaking in anticipation

[𝔱𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔯 ִ ࣪𖤐 @badbituary]

i just tell them what he did wrong to make me cheat

[aus @sauczsa]

What do cheaters say when someone asks how your last relationship ended

[𝔱𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔯 ִ ࣪𖤐 @badbituary]

work loves to see me coming when my situationship has me on delivered. a day’s worth of work done by lunch and i’ll be cleaning the rafters by end of shift

[𝔱𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔯 ִ ࣪𖤐 @badbituary]

went to gym, made vegan chilli, washed my hair, drank wine, watching love island. made it out of the bell jar even if momentarily

[𝔱𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔯 ִ ࣪𖤐 @badbituary]

need to cultivate a life worth living. already had a glass of red wine with breakfast and poured draino down the sink does anyone know more Joys

[meezzy @onmeezzysmind]

Be a bitch or get an auto-immune disease

[𝔱𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔯 ִ ࣪𖤐 @badbituary]

everyone please get out of the gym. it’s a beautiful day and i need privacy to walk like a drunk baby deer on the treadmill at 15 incline