Ali Gerrard

Possibly the only person who subscribes to weekly podcasts for Kubernetes and The Bachelor ❤️🤓 @grafana / @tahoenorth local

[Ali Gerrard @AliG_OG]

@andre being the highest paid towel boy in the biz and I’m here for it 💁‍♀️@warriors #NBATwitterLive

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

happy new year!

[Ali Gerrard @AliG_OG]

@kelvinyap @ouraring I’ve been scrolling Twitter because this happened to me too and no response from CX.. @ouraring you need to fix this experience ASAP https://t.co/XE32t0ahdQ ‘tis the season of returns and exchanges and you’re really dropping the ball here

[Ali Gerrard @AliG_OG]

@subvocal I feel you. At the beginning of the week I was like, I really think Biden is going to beat Trump! And today I’m like, yeah, I think Biden is going to win... considering the median household income in Maricopa AZ and given the current status of the postal service in Clayton County

[Grafana @grafana]

Day One of #ObservabilityCON is done, and we've already announced Loki 2.0 and Tempo, our new distributed tracing backend! 🎉 Here's how to stay up-to-date with the latest news from the Grafana Labs team: https://t.co/VgyxB5PDqS

[Ali Gerrard @AliG_OG]

@nr_alarson @newrelic @nr_alarson What is it... that you do exactly? #AskingForAFriend

[Ali Gerrard @AliG_OG]

So jelly. The only friend I need in 2020 is @kubernetesio

[The Byte @thebyteio]

★ Just published a new episode of The Byte - A Byte-sized podcast about Containers, Cloud, and Tech: Grafana Version 7 Reviewed. Listen: https://t.co/UedYfrJQ5q

[Grafana @grafana]

Grafana 7.0 is here! Read all the details on the blog, and don't miss @torkelo's #GrafanaCONline session today at 9:30amPT/12:30ET/16:30 UTC! https://t.co/oSM8Qm5BzA

[Ali Gerrard @AliG_OG]

Decided wine and taxes probably isn’t a good combination... I went from convincing myself I was practically an accountant, to someone who has clearly given up on a Sudoku puzzle but just continues plugging in numbers anyway

[Ali Gerrard @AliG_OG]

Finally some analyst research I can get behind

[micky tripathi @mickytripathi1]

Gartner hype cycle for quarantines

[Ali Gerrard @AliG_OG]

This whole thread 🙌🏼 for a long time people told me they could see me burning out from “having too much on my plate”. But the truth is, it was so much more than that. Thank you @MelanieCebula

[Melanie Cebula @MelanieCebula]

Although work overload is a factor in burnout, for me it was an unsupportive workplace environment and value conflicts.

I had to start over to define a role and project that worked for me. Practicing mindfulness also taught me to frame situations in a healthier way.

[Ali Gerrard @AliG_OG]

One of my fav blog posts, written by one of my fav people @wreckedred FTW

[Gremlin @GremlinInc]

"At @newrelic we use Gremlin to hone our systems and proactively find issues in our software before our users do. It’s an essential tool for any observability practice." -- Senior Solution Architect #ChaosEngineering

https://t.co/1j0a6B6NsL

[Zachary Perret @zachperret]

Dance like nobody is watching. Write emails like you expect them to be FOIA’ed and read aloud on public radio.

[Ali Gerrard @AliG_OG]

Me: I’m an adult, I know how to face my problems maturely and rationally

Gets a text: "Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?"

Also me:

[Ali Gerrard @AliG_OG]

We’ll just be here waiting to be self-healed or replicated from our post KubeCon comatose state @newrelic

[Ali Gerrard @AliG_OG]

@smithclay How dare they undermine you like that... You’re a VP well on your way to Exec level

[Verónica ✨ @maria_fibonacci]

Real Housewives of Kubernetes.

[Ali Gerrard @AliG_OG]

Me anxiously waiting for 2020 like...

[Top Gun @TopGunMovie]

@LightsCameraPod Feel the need. #TopGun

[Ali Gerrard @AliG_OG]

Slow WiFi kinda feels like a form of self care