Ali G

Leslie Knope for President

[Ali G @aligarz1]

1622 was the last century it is was Tuesday on feb 22. Like did people back then get this hyped? Did they trade their petticoats for tutus? Did tacos exist?

[Ali G @aligarz1]

Nobody:
Facebook: your memories from 1 year ago.
Like, please don’t remind me of the push up challenge and my ignorance.
#coronaversary

[Ali G @aligarz1]

Anytime Texans get triggered from something unprecedented from now on: this feels like 2020 and that 1 week in February 🥺

[Ali G @aligarz1]

My 4yo son today: “we are all Dittos, we just don’t know it” #wisdom #pokemon

[Ali G @aligarz1]

You know you’re winning as a parent when you hear your 4yo son singing “A Little Bit Alexis” in the bathtub bc of a #tiktok video you made with your 6mo daughter of it a month ago.
@annefrances @SchittsCreek #ParentingInLockdown #QuarantineLife #schittscreek

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

I can't wait to share the magic of storytelling with kids everywhere by reading a beloved children's book every Monday with @PBSKIDS and @Penguinrandom.

I hope you’ll tune in today at 12PM ET as I read "The Gruffalo" on @PBSKIDS's YouTube channel and Facebook page!

[Ali G @aligarz1]

Which character are you today?

#QuarantineLife
@somegoodnews @johnkrasinski

[Ali G @aligarz1]

At the point of quarantine where I just put on a red tshirt with pink athletic shorts bc that’s what was clean & I dont feel bad about it

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

I have eliminated the STAAR testing requirements for this school year.

We must empower schools to focus on the health of their students, teachers and families. https://t.co/8HHIjmY3hD

[randy @RandyEmillio]

Us: 2020 is gonna be our year

*3 months later*

[Ali G @aligarz1]

That golden hour tho...
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📷: nsloan531
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#bluebonnetseason @ Woodway, Texas https://t.co/ywZ7qfICLj

[Ali G @aligarz1]

@ColleenB123 relatable?

[Ali G @aligarz1]

Pregnancy confessions:
Today at the mall I used my A+ Card to BOGOF @auntieannespretzels for me and a friend.
...I ate both pretzels while she tried on jeans

[Ali G @aligarz1]

Pregnancy confessions:
Today at the mall I used my A+ Card to BOGOF @auntieannespretzels for me and a friend.
...I ate both pretzels while she tried on jeans

[Ali G @aligarz1]

#SicEm with high school bestie

[Ali G @aligarz1]

This little human isn’t even 2 1/2 and he assembled this puzzle twice on his own. It blows my mind to see him growing up so fast. This tweet is part sappy, part braggy because this has to be impressive enough to get on @TheEllenShow amirite?!
#ellenratemybaby 👈real #TheEllenShow

[Ali G @aligarz1]

Who wants to do grad school when there's more important things do?

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#elementarypeprally… https://t.co/b5FvH23Qxh

[Ali G @aligarz1]

Happy Easter.
🐣 🌷 🐰
Thankful for this family.
Thankful he… https://t.co/HZqxBVyR6K

[Ali G @aligarz1]

My two favorites getting to hang downtown tonight while mom was at book club.
From the looks… https://t.co/Xu4ubhhZ1f

[Ali G @aligarz1]

What a trip...
God spoke to both of us that this trip was going to be a redemption of our… https://t.co/SptPlPNaWm

[Ali G @aligarz1]

WINDsday got me like.... 💨

#oakleymichael https://t.co/KXwpYIbFrq