Ali Glassbrenner

wine enthusiast

[pistolpete3_8 @pistolpete3_8]

@RussianWorm @JJWatt @ChipotleTweets Ran a T-Test to confirm a statistically significant difference between In-Person and Online orders - 16.48%.

Same burrito order for dinner, from the same location over a 7 month stretch.

Shame. @ChipotleTweets

[pistolpete3_8 @pistolpete3_8]

@JJWatt @ChipotleTweets Over the course of the past 9 months I have systematically weighed all of my burritos and recorded their weights in a spreadsheet. I can confirm burritos are about 17% smaller when you order online compared to in person orders. Not to mention the cost has gone up. #Science

[GravenBuck🇳🇬🇵🇷 @DJWilsonCenter]

Holy shit…

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

i pretend i’m ok but i’m really just thinking of this post

[Ali Glassbrenner @aliglassbrenner]

@drewblair8 If I know me is tier 4?!? You might be on a CW partial scholarship after that stunt

[Ali Glassbrenner @aliglassbrenner]

@nagelbagels Omg thanks!!

[Ali Glassbrenner @aliglassbrenner]

@melissaamarsh @ihatethiskid @Hanbelle11 I will never not love a plums vodka cran

[Ali Glassbrenner @aliglassbrenner]

@marcuslemonis @CampingWorld #CampingWorld This video is just a glimpse at how much fun my dad, @mngman27, would have with my mom and their friends if he won - some well deserved fun to celebrate all of the hard work that goes into being dad of the year for 25 years and counting!!

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

girls don't want MONEY or JEWELRY or even DICK. girls want KITCHEN ISLANDS. bitches love kitchen islands

[jodie @jodieegrace]

imagine trying to explain this video to someone 3 months ago

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

THAT SAVE WAS RIDICULOUS 😱

(via rvaspike/Instagram, @Spikeball)

[Karissa Schweizer @KarissaSchweiz4]

I’m extremely grateful to receive this award today. It’s always an honor to represent Mizzou!
When I first arrived on campus, I never would’ve dreamt of achieving this and I hope this inspires a younger generation of athletes to come!

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

I miss people places and things. Nouns, essentially.

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Wake up, wake up on a Saturday night. Could be the kitchen, maybe go outside and cry. Bathroom, bedroom, maybe living room, there’s nothing going on anywhere I go tonight, tonight, yeah tonight.

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Days are now divided by coffee hours and alcohol hours, there is no other law

[Laura Norkin @inLaurasWords]

A funny thing about quarantining is hearing your partner in full work mode for the first time. Like, I’m married to a “let’s circle back” guy — who knew?

[Tyler Cameron @TylerJCameron3]

This tweet really aged well...