Ali Meyer

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

did your dad ever tell you to stop being so soft but you're a pancake and you literally don't know any other way to be?

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

👨🏻: how many dependents are you claiming?
👱🏻: uh, let me see... 3
👨🏻: sir that's a baggie of baby carrots
👱🏻: yes... I love them

[Ali Meyer @aligmeyer]

We out here! @oracleopenworld @GirlsWhoCode #CloseTheGap

[Ali Meyer @aligmeyer]

I'm in the post-lit era of my life. How was my weekend? It was post-lit - CT

[Ali Meyer @aligmeyer]

All you can really ask for on an off day are some free samples @WholeFoods

[Ali Meyer @aligmeyer]

Capital Funk takes second at ELEMENTS XV! https://t.co/d2A1NU9cW6

[Ali Meyer @aligmeyer]

I'm always so relieved when it becomes a socially acceptable time to eat lunch.

[Ali Meyer @aligmeyer]

I am a hoarder of voicemails. Whether this is neurotic or adorable is tbd.

[Ali Meyer @aligmeyer]

Friday Haiku, Fraiku: Current Mood, blue jeans, But today’s not casual. It’s still cold AF.

[Ali Meyer @aligmeyer]

This feels like SHWOOOOP but sounds better. A v happy Friday to you, @RennyWilson https://t.co/B45dJiiLQ4

[Ali Meyer @aligmeyer]

Hit 3/5 restaurants for Chef's Night Out in Berlin. Schnitzel sheets and brooding germans abound. @munchies https://t.co/B8xRWinTOe

[Tribeca @Tribeca]

"It's an artist's duty to reflect the times they live in." - Nina Simone #Oscars2015

[Ali Meyer @aligmeyer]

And he was wearing a livestrong and khakis

[Ali Meyer @aligmeyer]

Is wine a carb

[Ali Meyer @aligmeyer]

I don't want to jinx this, but I am pretty sure roller rinks are back.

[Ali Meyer @aligmeyer]

Seeking: pigeon-toed, humorless, mouth-breather. DM me with inquiries. @dyllanleigh

[Ali Meyer @aligmeyer]

heirloom tomatoes. and Soviet Salvia. tornado warning. (Lil haiku from ya girl.)

[Ali Meyer @aligmeyer]

Emma Watson speaks and the world listens.

[Ali Meyer @aligmeyer]

https://t.co/rDSbLGataM

[Ali Meyer @aligmeyer]

70% of our genetic material we share with banana trees.