ali

lil bb peach 🍑

[Evan @daviddunn177]

Ever since Kash Patel took over the FBI, all of a sudden shooters started engraving their bullets.

[Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl]

ICE got him

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Grindr has reported a 72% increase in use in Glendale, Arizona last night and today

🙏🌈

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

Our bad.

[molly 🫶🏻 @guardsswift]

So you agree? You think this country has a problem with gun violence.

[champteta @musicncode]

me at 1am:

[ali @aliiwilliamss]

quite literally all organs come from people that are “alive”… organs die if the body that they’re in dies…

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

Our findings show that hospitals allowed the organ procurement process to begin when patients showed signs of life, and this is horrifying. The organ procurement organizations that coordinate access to transplants will be held accountable. The entire system must be fixed to ensure that every potential donor’s life is treated with the sanctity it deserves.

[ali @aliiwilliamss]

vaccines don’t cause autism, but if they did, i’d rather have an autistic child than a dead one.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

If Elon was actually looking for fraud, he’d be hiring forensic accountants—not a bunch of programmers.

[ali @aliiwilliamss]

i love my dog so much but why does she want to hangout on the patio forever in the middle of the night 🙂

[ali @aliiwilliamss]

like playing someone over 30 with zero forehead movement/wrinkles is wild

[ali @aliiwilliamss]

what’s up with the weird botox epidemic… like why am i watching movies with no facial expressions. this is awful.

[ali @aliiwilliamss]

i’ve also never seen so many people unite on an answer in my life. if i asked the same people what 10+10 is, i guarantee there’d be some fun answers. but the first president? suddenly i’m interviewing scholars.

[ali @aliiwilliamss]

i know i’m smart, so it blows my mind that 99% of people know who the first president is bc i’ll get this question wrong every single time.

[ali @aliiwilliamss]

but now i’m just questioning my intelligence and also blaming my elementary school…

[ali @aliiwilliamss]

do people think i’m dumb bc i don’t know the order of the presidents? maybe.. but if that’s my downfall, i’ll take it.

[ali @aliiwilliamss]

also this goes for ALL elected positions.
-required: college degree (because if i have to, you have to)
-under 65
politics are nauseating right now. it’s like a who sucks more competition.

[ali @aliiwilliamss]

what cup

[ali @aliiwilliamss]

oh and get rid of all the dinosaurs in government (on both sides) they can’t fight for the people if they’re 80 years detached from our reality.
ok thanks.
end rant :)